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11-01-2009, 10:48 AM
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Petition: Give Jake a Haircut!

Think somebody needs to get a petition going to get Voracek's wig busted! Maybe it will improve his play.........

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11-01-2009, 10:50 AM
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He's been our most consistent forward besides maybe Nash. I say keep the hair.

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11-01-2009, 10:52 AM
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Been one of our best players and the hair is awesome. Even if he sucked the hair should stay.

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Dude??? He easily has the best look going! Plus he has been one of our bests, sometimes his play goes unnoticed because his hard work isn't translating into points.

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How DARE you mock Jake's triumphant doo!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Leave Jake's hair alone!! It's his strength!! LOL As a matter of fact, hide the scissors from the whole team!! (It could only help)

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Jake's hair is awesome. He's the next, great Czech mullet.

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Jake's hair is one of the only reason I still watch the team.

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11-01-2009, 11:22 AM
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Think somebody needs to get a petition going to get Voracek's wig busted! Maybe it will improve his play.........
So much FAIL it hurts.

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11-01-2009, 11:31 AM
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If I had hair that nice I'd grow it out too, Jake looks like a blonde Jagr out there.

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NO. jakub is the pride of long haired hockey players across the world. well maybe me.

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11-01-2009, 11:53 AM
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If I had hair that nice I'd grow it out too, Jake looks like a blonde Jagr out there.
His hair is way cooler than Jagr's

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NO. jakub is the pride of long haired hockey players across the world. well maybe me.
Also the pride of long haired former and wannabe hockey players such as me.

OP Epic Fail.

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Jake's hair is mesmerizing.

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Worst thread of the season, easily.

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11-01-2009, 12:13 PM
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If cutting hair is the key to improving play, then Tyutin, Huselius, Boll, Methot, and Klesla need to shave their heads.

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11-01-2009, 12:20 PM
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If cutting hair is the key to improving play, then Tyutin, Huselius, Boll, Methot, and Klesla need to shave their heads.
Or conversely, they need to STOP getting haircuts altogether. Posers.

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11-01-2009, 03:37 PM
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Or conversely, they need to STOP getting haircuts altogether. Posers.
I don't think Jake's play is a problem. Also, he does NOT have a mullet nor does he look like Jagr. Its just shaggy all over the place and is adorable.

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11-01-2009, 07:35 PM
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11-01-2009, 07:40 PM
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The consensus is it stays! lol, it makes him stand out more. He's got that swag going.

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11-01-2009, 07:42 PM
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The hair is the source of his powers.

Saying Jake should cut the hair is like saying Iron Man should ditch his armor.

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11-01-2009, 07:50 PM
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I don't think Jake's play is a problem. Also, he does NOT have a mullet nor does he look like Jagr. Its just shaggy all over the place and is adorable.
I'm just looking at the avatar. I don't look a whole lot like Jake but we have a lot of the same features. I can only grow that chin stubble that Jake has and my hair looks exactly like that (not quite as long lol). I've always wondered what to call myself as far as ethnicity, but I'm 25% Czech so I guess that's what I'll go with from now on haha.

Sorry, OT, but I just had an epiphany.

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11-01-2009, 08:36 PM
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Cut his hair? NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Looking at him brings bacck memories of my hippie days. He has been one of the best players on the ice and his hair is awesome. I'd let mine grow out if it wouldn't cost me my job.

This brings up an interesting observation too. Nash needs to grow his beard back. We started tanking right after he shaved.

Now, where is the long haired, bearded smilely when you need it?

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Half the fun of watching Voracek on the ice is because he looks like the only real hockey player out there.

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11-01-2009, 08:50 PM
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NO WAYYY!

Jakes hair is AWESOME!

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