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The Thread About Nothing (Part 32)

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Hmmmm mindless mondays. Sounds catchy.

Anywho, about the influx of "temporarily new yankees fans," I know my FB has had plenty of related updates in the past month; however, I can name important yankees from 1996 without needing google, so I better not be lumped in with those morons. I may even have the NY Daily News from that year in my garage.

I haven't followed baseball much since 2000, when my grandpa died, and 2001 when my yankee-insane grandma died. My great aunt (her sister) has a glass eye courtesy of the Yankees. So they gave her a team-signed ball that has reggie jacksons sig on it and I believe thurman munson's as well!

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so on Friday night, i think i had the worst pick up line ever used on me.

no lie, girl comes up to me and says "i loveee your taste in beer." i was drinking a bud light....

i talked to her for a few minutes but then basically ignored her. now, this girl was nothing special...not hot but not ugly, and if i were more drunk i probably would have been all over that, but i just found that pickup line to be downright awful

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I used "Would you like to touch my big gun?" whilst pointing at my plastic pistol.

I got slapped twice. Was worth it.

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so on Friday night, i think i had the worst pick up line ever used on me.

no lie, girl comes up to me and says "i loveee your taste in beer." i was drinking a bud light....

i talked to her for a few minutes but then basically ignored her. now, this girl was nothing special...not hot but not ugly, and if i were more drunk i probably would have been all over that, but i just found that pickup line to be downright awful
She was underage.

Or legally retarded.

Or both.

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She was underage.

Or legally retarded.

Or both.
sweet they usually put up the least struggle

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I used "Would you like to touch my big gun?" whilst pointing at my plastic pistol.

I got slapped twice. Was worth it.
And you say Americans are uptight?

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I used "Would you like to touch my big gun?" whilst pointing at my plastic pistol.

I got slapped twice. Was worth it.
The best luck I've had in my life picking up girls was when I went out partying for Halloween on Capitol Hill dressed as Spanish fly. It was a great costume because if people didn't get it, it also served as a way of weeding out the complete morons.

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And you say Americans are uptight?
I got slapped playfully. Then out of the 5 girls I asked, 4 of them actually grabbed the gun which was tucked into my belt.

One of them might of been a 12-3'er, hopefully she wasn't a mingbeast.

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She was underage.

Or legally retarded.

Or both.
Seriously, that's just straight up stupid. I don't know anybody who drinks Bud Light by choice. And any girl who is that easily impressed, is way too easy.

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hey when im out at the bars i drink whatever beer the cheapest

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hey when im out at the bars i drink whatever beer the cheapest
Beer snobs are the worst.

Cold, wet, tastes like beer, good enough for me. Then again, I'm not too crazy about any of the American brewed beer that makes it's way over her.

Budweiser that is brewed in the UK is pretty awesome though.

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Seriously, that's just straight up stupid. I don't know anybody who drinks Bud Light by choice. And any girl who is that easily impressed, is way too easy.
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Beer snobs are the worst.

Cold, wet, tastes like beer, good enough for me. Then again, I'm not too crazy about any of the American brewed beer that makes it's way over her.

Budweiser that is brewed in the UK is pretty awesome though.
It depends on why I'm at a bar. If I'm going to only have 1-2, I might as well get the good stuff.

But seriously, I don't care the reasoning, that girl was dumb.

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The best luck I've had in my life picking up girls was when I went out partying for Halloween on Capitol Hill dressed as Spanish fly. It was a great costume because if people didn't get it, it also served as a way of weeding out the complete morons.
Forgive me if I am wrong, isn't that stuff/thing something.... adult.

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It depends on why I'm at a bar. If I'm going to only have 1-2, I might as well get the good stuff.

But seriously, I don't care the reasoning, that girl was dumb.
If it's 1-2 I will usually buy the better stuff too. Makes sense to actually enjoy your drink when your not trying to get hammered.

It's like if somebody orders a coke at the bar and get the nasty pump shiz, instead of a glass bottle. Why drink that crap?

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Beer snobs are the worst.

Cold, wet, tastes like beer, good enough for me. Then again, I'm not too crazy about any of the American brewed beer that makes it's way over her.

Budweiser that is brewed in the UK is pretty awesome though.

When you're out you're. You look in my fridge, and I have all sorts of randome ales, lagers, porters, stouts. You look in my hand on Saturday night, its a bottle of Miller Lite.

I'll pay the extra $3 on a six pack... knowing it covers the cost of 6 beers. As opposed to the extra $2 per bottle when I'm out.

Except for Black and Tans... I routinely buy those.

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hey when im out at the bars i drink whatever beer the cheapest
I'm not criticising you, I didn't mean to sound that way. I too go for whatever the pub special is that night, and often that means Bud or Miller Light. I'm just saying, out of the myriad options, nobody picks up a Bud Light because they think it's the best beer out there. So when a girl says "I like your taste in beer" and you're holding a Bud Light, it's kind of ridiculous, because it should be obvious that it's not "your taste" in beer.

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Forgive me if I am wrong, isn't that stuff/thing something.... adult.
Spanish fly has been used as an aphrodisiac since Roman times. It's not exactly safe though, it can cause kidney damage if you use too much. People will do crazy things for better sex.

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