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04-14-2004, 08:17 AM
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Wher's the pretzel ???

I've been accused of being a non-believer in the magic powers of foodstuffs, and rightly so. But now, I'm getting desperate. McPhee, where is the pretzel?

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I've been accused of being a non-believer in the magic powers of foodstuffs, and rightly so. But now, I'm getting desperate. McPhee, where is the pretzel?
It's in the drawer, right next to my Angela Lansbury porn collection. I'll take it out and caress it. Maybe it's my fault for not touching it.

OK, done. The salt is pretty well done and it's starting to get dryer than Darz's sense of humour, but hopefully it still has it's magic.

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my Angela Lansbury porn collection. I'll take it out and caress it. Maybe it's my fault for not touching it.
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Hmm, ok, whatever. Definitely, McPhee, take it out, caress it and touch it more often. And don't forget about the pretzel either.

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mcphee, you should put it on a pedestal and pray to it all day long 'til the end of the serie... we'll need it!

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It's in the drawer, right next to my Angela Lansbury porn collection. I'll take it out and caress it. Maybe it's my fault for not touching it.

OK, done. The salt is pretty well done and it's starting to get dryer than Darz's sense of humour, but hopefully it still has it's magic.
McPhee....what are you pulling out?.....you are talking about the pretzel...right? You aren't talking about the Angela Lansbury porn collection...right? Cuz that won't do anything for the Habs.....not to mention it's about repulsed me off this forum.

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Hmm, ok, whatever. Definitely, McPhee, take it out, caress it and touch it more often. And don't forget about the pretzel either.
Hey Hey I don't wanna go blind. oK, no more Angela Lansbury jokes. Has no one else had their life changed by seeing Harold and Maude as a teenager ?

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I say eat it. This thing is looking more and more like kryptonite to me.

edit: hey just as I pressed enter on this post my computer crashed! Sorry I doubted for one second oh salty one.


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I say eat it. This thing is looking more and more like kryptonite to me.
Can i have a piece

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I say eat it. This thing is looking more and more like kryptonite to me.

edit: hey just as I pressed enter on this post my computer crashed! Sorry I doubted for one second oh salty one.
Kryptonite and you want me to eat it ?

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It's in the drawer, right next to my Angela Lansbury porn collection.
We should consider some trades. I've got the 'Cabot Cove' series as well as a Tyne Daley crossover shoot.

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Kryptonite and you want me to eat it ?
Hey who knows what it could do. I've never seen Superman eat it. Might have done him good. Be wild and dare I say. :devil:

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Hey who knows what it could do. I've never seen Superman eat it. Might have done him good. Be wild and dare I say. :devil:
Exactly, McPhee, just follow the advice I gave you 4 MONTHS AGO and eat the darn thing. Sheesh.

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It's in the drawer, right next to my Angela Lansbury porn collection.
F*@k the preztel...how do I get my hands on some of that sweet Angela Lansbury porn!!!!

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you guys are sick...



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It's in the drawer, right next to my Angela Lansbury porn collection.
Is she like... in action? Or is it just soft porn.

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Is she like... in action? Or is it just soft porn.
Don't respond to that. We all know Dutchy doesn't wear anything from the waist down already.

*does a Homer shiver*

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you guys are sick...


Yeah, like you wouldn't if you had the chance.

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