Internet went on today so I have you freaks at least.
Finding a steam would be nice.
I nearly had a melt down an hour ago. I have cold beer in the fridge, some great beer, and I cannot find a bottle opener anywhere. Everything is in boxes. 30 minutes (felt like 3 hours) of looking. I look and look, call the wife, she is not answering, &$^%*^%...then, I see a random container. It has candles, some plastic plugs of some type and a ****ING BOTTLE OPENER. I just closed my eyes, raised my arms in the air and thanked the beer gods.