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11-27-2009, 03:17 PM
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Good stuff. Time to get workin on that swing Tiger. The first major of 2010 isn't that far away. Time to capture all four again.
he never has

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Since he'll be fine and all that...

I think Tiger needs to work on his driving skills

Yah, take that Principe!

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Yeah, maybe he had the munchies and was heading out to grab some snacks.

Not implying anything either...
Heading out early to get black friday deals at Best buy?

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11-27-2009, 03:25 PM
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Since he'll be fine and all that...

I think Tiger needs to work on his driving skills

Yah, take that Principe!
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Heading out early to get black friday deals at Best buy?
although both are very funny, i think anjoo drives away as the clear winner

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he never has
He meant in a row!

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He meant in a row!
Oh, I see. I thought he meant the grand slam.

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11-27-2009, 03:30 PM
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he never has
Shoot sorry. I thought in 2000 he won all 4 but he only won 3 of the 4. Well then hell, Tiger has something to strive for this year.

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he never has
He's held all four majors at once.

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He's held all four majors at once.
Yup. Elegantly called the "Tiger Slam".

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11-27-2009, 03:36 PM
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He was partying with this guy,


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Yup. Elegantly called the "Tiger Slam".
Kinda like having the best batting avg, RBI & home runs from July to July.

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when i read the story my first thought is that he was impaired... how do you leave your house only to crash into a fire hydrant and a neighbors tree.

but theyre saying he wasnt intoxicated, so lets speculate further. maybe he got into a heated fight with the wife and stormed out of the house. as he was speeding off he couldve been distracted by anything (most likely his phone) and crashed

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I do know a player in the PGA who has told me golfers drive to events all the time. Sometimes together. If they're saying alcohol wasn't involved, there has to be another reason.
He is in the middle of two weeks off, therefor he was not going to an event at 2:30am

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Whoa...so he wasnt even backing up. Dude hit a hydrant and a tree while in drive. Either he was DUI or he had some sort of medical emergency while behind the wheel.

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Yup. Elegantly called the "Tiger Slam".
I thoguht he had won them all in the same year. But now I realized that he won the masters in 2001 to complete winning all in a row but not in the same year.

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11-27-2009, 03:47 PM
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0220hrs- Tiger goes out to driveway to get his secret smoke on.

0221hrs- wifey wakes up, doesn't see him in bed, in the bathroom or the den, spots shadow in driveway arms herself with cast iron skillet.

0222hrs-Tiger hears front door open, peaks around corner, puts butt out in driveway, jumps in car to use air freshener as odor scent remover, starts car for airconditioner to accelerate smell reduction.

0223- Wife turns corner of garage to see Tiger in car. Thinks he's going to get his groove on elsewhere. Hides skillet behind back. Approaches car. Tiger rolls down window makes excuse that they're out of bread, needs to go shopping, puts car in reverse with foot gently on brake. Wifey two-hands skillet "Babe Ruth style" to the side of his cranium. Tigers foot pulls off the brake, and suddenly is on the accelerator. Backing up at 32 mph into a firehydrant then glances off , hitting a tree.

0228- Police note a butt on the driveway with semi-circular pattern of ash, a skillet in sink with bloody soap suds but fail to follow up with questions.

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11-27-2009, 03:50 PM
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0220hrs- Tiger goes out to driveway to get his secret smoke on.

0221hrs- wifey wakes up, doesn't see him in bed, in the bathroom or the den, spots shadow in driveway arms herself with cast iron skillet.

0222hrs-Tiger hears front door open, peaks around corner, puts butt out in driveway, jumps in car to use air freshener as odor scent remover, starts car for airconditioner to accelerate smell reduction.

0223- Wife turns corner of garage to see Tiger in car. Thinks he's going to get his groove on elsewhere. Hides skillet behind back. Approaches car. Tiger rolls down window makes excuse that they're out of bread, needs to go shopping, puts car in reverse with foot gently on brake. Wifey two-hands skillet "Babe Ruth style" to the side of his cranium. Tigers foot pulls off the brake, and suddenly is on the accelerator. Backing up at 32 mph into a firehydrant then glances off , hitting a tree.

0228- Police note a butt on the driveway with semi-circular pattern of ash, a skillet in sink with bloody soap suds but fail to follow up with questions.
Sounds like you are speaking from experience.

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11-27-2009, 04:00 PM
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This reminds me of a story I came across the other day.

Model Erin McNaught mutilated in bike fall

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The report says "NO" to alcohol related. It doesn't mention drugs. I'll give the guy the benefit of the doubt (not that I'm here to judge), but typically, most people don't hit things at 2:30 in the morning, going 30 miles an hour with no traffic on the road, without something going on, affecting their bodies. Methinks there may be more to this story in a while.

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How did this happen at 2:30 am, and just get reported this afternoon with the way the media is these days?

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How did this happen at 2:30 am, and just get reported this afternoon with the way the media is these days?
Took that long for everyone to get their hush money.

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Holy **** you gotta love how things get blown out of proportion by the media and how everyone jumps to certain conclusions. He’s not in serious condition, he ended up with some scraps on his face. And due to the time he had to have been intoxicated or on some substance…right….Why don’t you wait till full details come out. I mean within an hour he went from being in a supposed hospital bed to sporting a Nelly band-aid.

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11-27-2009, 04:40 PM
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i guarantee he was drunk, but he'll pay his way out of this.

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i guarantee he was drunk, but he'll pay his way out of this.
you heard it here first folks.

...can't believe some of you people. What a sad bunch, even if it is true, have a little faith in humanity once in a while?

Christ the internet is depressing

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