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12-11-2009, 01:51 PM
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Jody Shelley is a lousy......

http://www.svse.net/flash/night_job.html

Click on the "mechanic" tab.

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There are a couple of things that can be considered funny in this video:

1) The actual sketch
2) The fact that they called Shelley a great hockey player

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12-11-2009, 02:08 PM
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There are a couple of things that can be considered funny in this video:

1) The actual sketch
2) The fact that they called Shelley a great hockey player
and you can tell by the way that the announcer says it, he can't really believe it either

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12-11-2009, 02:09 PM
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There are a couple of things that can be considered funny in this video:

1) The actual sketch
2) The fact that they called Shelley a great hockey player
The only clip they could find of him being 'a great hockey player' is him skating 30 feet without falling down.

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12-11-2009, 02:15 PM
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They really could have just said "enforcer" instead of hockey player and only shown videos of him punch people.... woulda been better.

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12-11-2009, 02:15 PM
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There are a couple of things that can be considered funny in this video:

1) The actual sketch
2) The fact that they called Shelley a great hockey player
Don't you remember how he scored against Price? I mean, he scored against the greatest goalie to play the game

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12-11-2009, 02:28 PM
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This commercial should have been:

[Clips showing Jody Shelley playing hockey, losing fights, and getting hurt in his last fight]

Jody Shelley is a lousy hockey player...

[Clips and sound bites of others praising his locker room contributions]

...but he's a great cheerleader!

Tickets on sale now.

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12-11-2009, 02:33 PM
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"Buy tickets now to see Shelley"?

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12-11-2009, 02:44 PM
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Funniest one yet, but the "he's a great hockey player" definitely has to go for Jody.

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12-11-2009, 02:47 PM
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The only clip they could find of him being 'a great hockey player' is him skating 30 feet without falling down.
Lol, I was thinking that too. At least show a clip of him taking a beating for the team.

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12-11-2009, 02:57 PM
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The only clip they could find of him being 'a great hockey player' is him skating 30 feet without falling down.
Oh god I lol'd.
I'm sure one of his 3 goals as a Shark was nicer than the Rob Blake one they used.

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12-11-2009, 03:00 PM
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Horrible highlight clip, hahahaha

The commercial is funny, though. Best one since Joe & Slappy

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Let's justify this by saying on the whole continuum of people in the world who have ever been on skates and held a hockey stick at the same time, Jody Shelley is probably in the like 60th percentile of hockey playing ability, and that makes him a great hockey player

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12-11-2009, 06:45 PM
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Let's justify this by saying on the whole continuum of people in the world who have ever been on skates and held a hockey stick at the same time, Jody Shelley is probably in the like 60th percentile of hockey playing ability, and that makes him a great hockey player


It's probably because I'm delirious from studying stats and you used the word "percentile", but I lol'ed hardcore.

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12-11-2009, 07:05 PM
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The only clip they could find of him being 'a great hockey player' is him skating 30 feet without falling down.
ROFL, they should of just shown him pummeling someone.

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12-11-2009, 07:44 PM
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i prefer the outtakes!

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someone didn't think twice when making this commercial... a great hockey player, lol...

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12-11-2009, 08:28 PM
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Well, Shelley (when healthy) starts for an NHL team. Sooo relatively, yes, he is.

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The Sharks need to make a commercial showing all the players on the ice over the last 6 games and call it:

"The Sharks are lousy hockey players..."

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The Sharks need to make a commercial showing all the players on the ice over the last 6 games and call it:

"The Sharks are lousy hockey players..."
Or "the Sharks are leading the league in points right now"

Some of you guys are ridiculous

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12-12-2009, 10:52 AM
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Or "the Sharks are leading the league in points right now"

Some of you guys are ridiculous
Washington 46 pts
San Jose 45 pts.

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12-12-2009, 11:02 AM
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Washington 46 pts
San Jose 45 pts.
oh my mistake. Clearly this team absolutely sucks. They were leading all week I believe. Now they just suck. Let's trade them all off

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He needs to act better... the cable fumbling and engine rubbing at the beginning is brutal

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You'd figure they could find a highlight of a hit or something. But I did find it pretty amusing (I was sort of hoping it would involve him hurting himself when they tried to start the car though).

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12-12-2009, 01:05 PM
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Or "the Sharks are leading the league in points right now"

Some of you guys are ridiculous

If you read the post correctly you would have noticed that
I was referring to the last 6 games...


Also, with the play of late, lets see where they are at the end of Dec...

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