Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Red Deer,
> > park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed
> > Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it
> > the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his
> > friend.
> > A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
> > interview the boy. "Young Flames Fan Saves Friend From Vicious
> > he starts writing in his notebook.
> > "But I'm not a Flames fan," the little hero replies.
> > "Sorry, since we're in Alberta, I just assumed you were,", says
> > reporter and he starts writing again. "Oilers Fan Rescues Friend
> > Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook.
> > "I'm not an Oilers fan either," the boy says.
> > "Oh, I assumed everyone in Alberta was either for the Flames or
> > Oilers. What team do you root for?" the reporter askes.
> > "I'm a Maple Leafs fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a
> > sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little ******* From Ontario
> > Beloved Family Pet."