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04-17-2004, 02:32 PM
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funny leafs fan joke

i got this in an e-mail...funny funny


Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Red Deer,
Alberta,
> > park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed
Rottweiler.
> >
> > Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it
under
> > the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his
> > friend.
> >
> > A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
> > interview the boy. "Young Flames Fan Saves Friend From Vicious
Animal,"
> > he starts writing in his notebook.
> >
> > "But I'm not a Flames fan," the little hero replies.
> >
> > "Sorry, since we're in Alberta, I just assumed you were,", says
the
> > reporter and he starts writing again. "Oilers Fan Rescues Friend
From
> > Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook.
> >
> > "I'm not an Oilers fan either," the boy says.
> >
> > "Oh, I assumed everyone in Alberta was either for the Flames or
the
> > Oilers. What team do you root for?" the reporter askes.
> >
> > "I'm a Maple Leafs fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a
new
> > sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little ******* From Ontario
Kills
> > Beloved Family Pet."
> >

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...Ive seen the same joke except the attack occurs in Toronto and its a Little ***** from Montreal...i like that one better

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hmm

Well I liked mine better

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I've always heard the Leaf version, appeals to more

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I've heard better, but touche :p


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