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12-19-2009, 08:52 PM
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Is Zach Parise the most terrible goal scorer in the history of hockey?????

(it worked for Rolston)

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12-19-2009, 08:54 PM
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Yes he is. Crumb bum couldn't even score on an empty net tonight. I hate you Zach, score some goals you useless bag!

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Absolutely terrible...I wish he was more like Peters!

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I wish this worked for Peters as we know Parise will just score anyway

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Yes.

Send him to Lowell... Or even better, Trenton!

Poor white boy won't survive in a place more dangerous than Downtown Newark.

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people from other teams are gonna come over here and actually think we're being serious

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He sucks, seems he doesn't try to score at all.



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He is made for shootouts and nothing else.

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Bet he'd pass through waivers.

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He's finally discovering that Mike York form.

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Promote Pelley to the first line. He's actually scoring!

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I could have scored more goals than Zach Parise if you put me out there tonight.

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needs more Hal Gill.

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I wish we drafted Hugh Jessiman...

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(it worked for Rolston)
(And Langs. And Zubes. And Zajac.)

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Wow, we have a superstitious lot here.

Parise will get his goals eventually. He's still racking up assists at a decent clip.

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Can we re-do the 2003 draft please?? This guy sucks!

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He's polarizing this NJD team. Who cares if he had a 94 point season last year? Points don't mean anything. He's small and gets pushed around too easily. He's afraid to get his nose dirty due to his lack of size.

We really didn't need a one-dimensional finesse player like Parise. I wish Lou would have taken Mike Richards or Ryan Getzlaf instead.

big franchise centers > wingers at this point. Yes, I know he was drafted as a center.

Heck, we could have molded big Hugh Jessiman into an real NHL player if he would have went through our system.

One of Lou's biggest blunders.

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He's polarizing this NJD team. Who cares if he had a 94 point season last year? Points don't mean anything. He's small and gets pushed around too easily. He's afraid to get his nose dirty due to his lack of size.

We really didn't need a one-dimensional finesse player like Parise. I wish Lou would have taken Mike Richards or Ryan Getzlaf instead.

big franchise centers > wingers

Heck, we could have molded big Hugh Jessiman into an real NHL player if he would have went through our system.

One of Lou's biggest blunders.
You're way too good at this.

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12-19-2009, 09:30 PM
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hes a bum

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He's polarizing this NJD team. Who cares if he had a 94 point season last year? Points don't mean anything. He's small and gets pushed around too easily. He's afraid to get his nose dirty due to his lack of size.

We really didn't need a one-dimensional finesse player like Parise. I wish Lou would have taken Mike Richards or Ryan Getzlaf instead.

big franchise centers > wingers at this point. Yes, I know he was drafted as a center.

Heck, we could have molded big Hugh Jessiman into an real NHL player if he would have went through our system.

One of Lou's biggest blunders.


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12-19-2009, 09:35 PM
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Oh, and I want to go back to Lou trading Parise for this bada$$:

LOOK AT HIM! NOW A TEAM LIKE THE NJD WILL MAKE HIM A POWER FORWARD!


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Trade him to Rotchester for Mike York.

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