Just have to say thank you for the laugh and good damn effort.
Q: Are you saying we are tanking? Oh, god no! This fanbase (me in particular because I'm STHer and pay good money for my seats!) can't withstand a losing season! We need to try our best to make the playoffs, because winning a bunch of meaningless games to vault us into ninth place is better for the franchise than getting a potential franchise player with the 1st overall. I know we are nine points out of 29th place, but we owe it to Fearless Captain Brindy and Gritty Veteran AWardo to make a run at the Cup. A:
Dont worry Canes will turn it around and finish 9th in the confrence... if you dont and actually finish 8th by mistake we will see you in the Stanley Cup Finals.