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01-12-2010, 11:46 PM
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Powe

He has the largest penis known to man.

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Also, I am blind drunk. But I never start threads. So you sons of *****es should let this be.

Don't hate the Powe, mother****ers!

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I got that boom boom Powe.

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Also, I am blind drunk. But I never start threads. So you sons of *****es should let this be.

Don't hate the Powe, mother****ers!

Are you are Darroll sleeping with each other yet??

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01-13-2010, 12:36 AM
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Also, I am blind drunk. But I never start threads. So you sons of *****es should let this be.

Don't hate the Powe, mother****ers!
Aren't you home kind of early then? If you're an alcoholic who drinks by himself, disregard the first sentence.

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01-13-2010, 12:42 AM
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I have no knowledge of the man's penis, but I think he's a kick ass third liner. Powe busts his ass every game and is also putting up points; every winning team needs guys like him.

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All I have got to say, if Wolfy and I both have man crushes... at least mine is on a good player.

Also, Wolfy will probably end up cutting off OKT's head and talking to it for several years in order to preserve the friendship whereas I just think that Powe is a decent player.

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I have no knowledge of the man's penis, but I think he's a kick ass third liner. Powe busts his ass every game and is also putting up points; every winning team needs guys like him.
Yet.

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01-13-2010, 12:56 AM
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All I have got to say, if Wolfy and I both have man crushes... at least mine is on a good player.

Also, Wolfy will probably end up cutting off OKT's head and talking to it for several years in order to preserve the friendship whereas I just think that Powe is a decent player.
Although, I'll bet if you had the chance to cut off Powe's head and talk to it for several years............

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All I have got to say, if Wolfy and I both have man crushes... at least mine is on a good player.

Also, Wolfy will probably end up cutting off OKT's head and talking to it for several years in order to preserve the friendship whereas I just think that Powe is a decent player.
And admire his penis.

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01-13-2010, 01:00 AM
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And admire his penis.
Well, I just repeat the stories that Charlie_Girl tells me.


She's been torn open like a Snickers bar at fat camp...

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01-13-2010, 02:00 AM
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Does Powe save children, but not the British children?

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Whats wrong with the british eh?

It's all Powe Powe Powe now.

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Darroll Powe's penis is so big that he doesn't use a cup, he uses a bathtub.

Darroll Powe's penis is so big that if his penis had a penis, it'd be the second largest penis in the world.

Darroll Powe's penis is so big that he has threesomes with girls on another floor.

Darroll Powe's penis is so big that he rides in a Hummer limo, just in case he gets a *****.

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Darroll powe is so fast he could skate around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

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I think anytime Powe scores a goal they should play Peter Griffin doing the "POW! Right in the kisser!" line a time or two.....

OT: I would also like to be in attendance at a game where Jason Arnott scores a goal so when they announce "goal scored by number (whatever number he is) Jason Arnott!!", I can yell back "AM TOO!!!". Yeah. That's the stupid type of crap I sit around and actually think about. I'm lame.

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Darroll Powe's penis is so large that he passes out when he gets a *****... which kinda sucks for the guy... wait...

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Does Powe save children, but not the British children?
I heard that mother****er has like..37 dicks.

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Although, I'll bet if you had the chance to cut off Powe's head and talk to it for several years............
He'd take Powe's lower head....

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01-13-2010, 04:19 AM
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Favourite thread of 2010.

Ok, it's only 13 days in, but that's still pretty good.

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