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01-14-2010, 10:28 AM
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Oiler Jokes Thread

Alright, I guess the best thing to do at this point is laugh at our selves... Laughter is the best medicine they say. That being said I have heard some good Oiler jokes and some that have just been recycled from old Leaf jokes. What have you heard?

Quickly, does anyone know how to cancel a bid on e-bay? I just put in a bid on a "Mickey Mouse Outfit" and now I am six minutes away from owning the Edmonton Oilers!


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Mickey Mouse = Oilers....

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huh?
really you dont get it.. half the team are midgets... ie Micky Mouse is tiny

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really you dont get it.. half the team are midgets... ie Micky Mouse is tiny
Just a couple of players are small, wouldnt call them midgets though...

Last season, different story.

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really you dont get it.. half the team are midgets... ie Micky Mouse is tiny
huh? Who's Mickey Mouse? Your pet dog?

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The extent of the OP's failure is funnier than the actual joke itself.

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really you dont get it.. half the team are midgets... ie Micky Mouse is tiny
I took "Mickey Mouse Outfit" as "Mickey Mouse Operation".

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What do you call a city that has the last place AHL, last place NHL, last place football teams in their respective leagues?






















Toronto!!

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We have a prospect named "Oiler Thread"? I never knew.

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We have a prospect named "Oiler Thread"? I never knew.
He's supposed to be the next Schremp

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The extent of the OP's failure is funnier than the actual joke itself.
This actually made me laugh

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He's supposed to be the next Schremp
We should have taken El Nino!!!

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What do you call a city that has the last place AHL, last place NHL, last place football teams in their respective leagues?






















Toronto!!
What do you call an organization that has the second last or last place team in NHL, AHL, ECHL, and WHL?















Oilers!

Alright, that's not as funny...

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I watched this without volume!!!! AWESOME!

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huh?
flashback to gretz on NJ in the 80;s for those not old enough

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flashback to gretz on NJ in the 80;s for those not old enough
That's a pretty Low blow!

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flashback to gretz on NJ in the 80;s for those not old enough
huh? since when was Gretz on NJ? This whole topic deserves a

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huh? since when was Gretz on NJ? This whole topic deserves a
Gretz called NJ a Mickey Mouse organization.

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huh? since when was Gretz on NJ? This whole topic deserves a
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"In the following season, the Devils were publicly humiliated by Wayne Gretzky after they were blown out 13-4 by his team, the Edmonton Oilers. Gretzky was upset that former teammate Ron Low played for what he considered an inferior team, and in a post-game interview said:

Well, it's time they got their act together, folks. They're ruining the whole league. They had better stop running a Mickey Mouse organization and put somebody on ice.

Later, Gretzky publicly admitted that his comment went too far, but privately maintained that his comment was accurate.[14] In response, many Devils fans wore Mickey Mouse apparel when the Oilers returned to New Jersey."

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The extent of the OP's failure is funnier than the actual joke itself.
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