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03-03-2010, 11:20 PM
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Funny Bar or Restaraunt names/ Funny Signs

Im just wondering what are some of the funnier or wittier names of bars or restaraunts that you have been to are.

I just moved to Sioux Lookout in northern Ontario and there is a Pub and Grill here that goes by the name of Desperate Dick's and Durty Nellies Pub and Grill. Went there tonight for supper and it was really good.

Another one that was about half hour - 45 min drive from where I used to live was called Harry Stones Bar and Grill.

So Lounge what do you guys got?


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There's a restaurant in Montreal called Phuk Et. It's Thai Food.

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I saw a Liquor Store (I forget where, it was after a lot of drinking and wandering on the town) on a street named Ball St., called "Ball Liquors"

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bah, its french but "Le vieux Four" on St-Caths....
and there is a strip-club on the 2nd floor. its just priceless.

it means "The old oven" (i guess?) but in slang it would be something like "The Old(man/dude) ****ing"

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I'm still waiting for someone brave enough to name a restaurant Sam n' Ella's.

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there was one in dartmouth called M.T Belly's, but it burned down...

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Qu'est-ce que peu ? Restaurant. (What smells ?)

It's from Family Guy.

There use to be a bar here, in Renfrew called the White House. I've heard stories about it, but mostly from old people, so I don't listen as they're probably not important. Not even funny really.

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There's a restaurant in Montreal called Phuk Et. It's Thai Food.
haha and its also a city that apparently Joe Thornton goes all the time to in the summer

he said its actually pronounced Fooooo ket



I was in Nice, France. Wandering around for a school trip back in grade 11. The bar/restaurant rhymed with rinks... but substitute r for ch. It had a buddha as a logo and there was not one single chinese person working there lol... but it was a chinese restaurant with a modern (non chinese) bar. It made a decent drink in case youre wondering

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There's a bar called Bushwakker's here in Regina.

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There's a bar called Bushwakker's here in Regina.
The Bushwackers! it;s been so long!

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There's a restaurant in Montreal called Phuk Et. It's Thai Food.
I'll take your Phuk Et and raise you a Pho Bich N'ga, a Vietnamese place in Burnaby (Vancouver).

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There's a restaurant opened by 2 Americans here in Beijing called White's Castle, where in the first 6 months of operation allowed only western customers - primarily white people with the occasional black customers allowed.

They barred all people of Asian descent from dining there. It was supposedly their "gimmick".

That didn't sit well with the Asian population here which is, um, quite large seeing that it's China. More importantly, it REALLY didn't go over well with the expat population here who think it's beyond offensive and ridiculous. They were forced to scrap the discriminatory policy after half year when pretty much the entire foreigner population here boycotted them.

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In Ottawa there is a restaraunt downtown called "Nangina - All You Can Eat Buffet".

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Saw this gem in Halifax...


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Windsor ON, CA: Big Dicks and next door is Twig and Berries.

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Still the best restraunt name ever.

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Mellow Mushroom on Happy Valley Rd in North Phoenix.

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Saw this gem in Halifax...

Mmm, mediocre, overpriced food. That said, I've ate there way too many times as I used to live a block or so away.

We have a couple places with stupid names, not so sure about the funny part (The Wooden Monkey for one). If this were the old Lounge you would have opened up a whole can of worms with mention of the Moustache.

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