Take a shot when....
Bogosian makes a stupid outlet pass
Armstrong takes a stupid penalty
Enstrom passes instead of shoots
Hainsey screens his own goalie
Slater falls down
Kozlov gets burned
Pavelec flops like a fish
The other team scored on the PP
Matt McConnell says something that makes no sense
.....And then go buy a new bottle of booze during first intermission.
Todd White avoids a hit
Bogosian tries to go end to end and turns it over at the blueline
Darren Elliot mocks Mcconnell in some way
Max passes to nobody in the high slot
Little "almost" scores
Bogosian misses the net(this alone will have you hammered in 5 minutes)
anytime Anderson calls the team "Fragile." Actually, I've been drinking since Waddell started calling them "Fragile" back in 1956 when he went behind the bench and coached them after firing his first coach. Back when the team was on the last year of the first "5-year plan" or something like that.
Anytime a defefenseman backpedals deeper into our zone while the other teank rushes into the zone and our d-girl winds kup in our goalie's cup. BURRRRRRRP!
Ok, so that one sent me into rehab.
Enjoy reading the others above, they are all spot on and would keep the Betty Ford Clinic open for years!
-every time afinogenov isn't used in shootouts.
-whenever eliot calls the goalie a "battler"
-whenever the goalie gives up a goal less than a minute after eliot calls them a battler
-whenever our defense looks so bad you actually want exelby and sutton back
-whenever hainsey or afinogenov skate into 3 defenders and give the puck up rather than pass to a wide open player.