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03-19-2010, 08:19 PM
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Janet Eagleson

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03-19-2010, 08:25 PM
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Janet is a size queen.

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03-19-2010, 08:27 PM
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OOO NOOOOO MY FANTASY HOCKEY SEASON IS RUUUUUINED. KOVY ONLY SCORES .8 PPG INSTEAD OF 1.18 THE DEVILS ARE LOSING BECAUSE OF THIS. WHO ARE THE DEVILS DEFENSEMEN? THE HELL IF I KNOW BUT KOVY=SUCKSS.

Ease up and take a muckin fidol. Giving a round to your highschool hockey team doesn't count as "years of hockey experience" ms. Eagleson.

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Maybe we should base all big free agent signings on whether or not they can help Janet Eagleson's fantasy team
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how dare you guys. shes a nice lady.

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good thing we don't have any women posters on here....
Actually we do have quite a few, that's why it's even funnier.

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Besides CJ, who are the females in this forum?

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Besides CJ, who are the females in this forum?
one of the mods. so mind your P's and Q's.

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While I sometimes like playing them fantasy sports have to be one of the worst things to happen to sports over the last 20 years. Now you have all these number crunchers that think they know more than they do. The fantasy sports columnist has to be the worst of the bunch.
This is an oxymoron. Janet Eagleson is just a regular old moron. I can't believe idiots are allowed to write crap like that and get paid for it. Has Kovys fantasy value dropped, sure. So title your article "Kovalchuks fantasy value drops significantly with the Devils" or something. Don't try to sound like you have even the faintest amount of hockey knowledge by saying Kovy is a terrible fit for the team.

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This is an oxymoron. Janet Eagleson is just a regular old moron. I can't believe idiots are allowed to write crap like that and get paid for it. Has Kovys fantasy value dropped, sure. So title your article "Kovalchuks fantasy value drops significantly with the Devils" or something. Don't try to sound like you have even the faintest amount of hockey knowledge by saying Kovy is a terrible fit for the team.
Exactly. There's no reason for her to say that Lou got robbed in this trade because it had nothing to do with the rest of the article. How did she get that job?

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hahahahaha. That was hilarious and so was the article.

edit: at least she had good things to say about clarky

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To be fair, she was writing an article about fantasy hockey and her target audience was fantasy hockey buffs.

Kovy's numbers down the stretch might take a hit and he might not score as much as in Atlanta, but the Devils needed that gamebreaking threat like Mogilny in '00. That's not the analysis she is trying to make so I'm willing to cut her a break.

Plus this is basically a bleacher report article. I don't get why it's got some of you so damn worked up.

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To be fair, she was writing an article about fantasy hockey and her target audience was fantasy hockey buffs.

Kovy's numbers down the stretch might take a hit and he might not score as much as in Atlanta, but the Devils needed that gamebreaking threat like Mogilny in '00. That's not the analysis she is trying to make so I'm willing to cut her a break.

Plus this is basically a bleacher report article. I don't get why it's got some of you so damn worked up.
because she slammed lou and kovy in an article based on her fantasy stats...if she had said kovy isn't a good fantasy player in jersey that would be fine...but to say lou got robbed in the deal and that kovy scoring about a point a game is a horrible fit is just plain dumb

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03-20-2010, 10:28 AM
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Is this the first real tarnish on the brilliance of Lou Lamoriello? He swung for the fences. He didn’t give up much. And right now, he didn’t get much either.
The above is the worst part of that article.

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03-20-2010, 10:42 AM
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I just can't get over how dumb this article is. Not only is it poorly written, but the writer commits several obvious fallacies:

1. She uses far too small a sample size to judge the trade and declare it a bad one. 15 games isn't enough to know.
2. She uses fantasy stats to judge the real life Kovalchuk's impact and fit with NJ, a huge no-no.
3. She clearly hasn't watched more than one Devils game with Kovalchuk in the lineup, which is requisite to commenting on his fit with the team.
4. She says Kovalchuk is doing badly, when he really isn't. 12 points in 15 games is nothing to sneeze at. But because it's not up to his fantasy average, he must of course be flopping.


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03-20-2010, 11:45 AM
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Can someone please edit the thread title, it's not a news article.

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Haha this "piece of news" made me laugh out loud.. People just dont get it that ice hockey is a team sport

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