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03-20-2010, 03:10 PM
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You see, all of our players know that Doug Wilson overpays like crazy. So for the sake of the club's future, they all play like **** so that DW would offer less.

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03-20-2010, 03:33 PM
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I blame Nabby's new helmet. He got shelled in the Olympics with that thing on and brought the demon of Poseidon with him to San Jose.

Being painted as a cartoon does not amuse Poseidon.

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I blame Nabby's new helmet. He got shelled in the Olympics with that thing on and brought the demon of Poseidon with him to San Jose.

Being painted as a cartoon does not amuse Poseidon.
Old Helmet in Calgary.

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03-20-2010, 04:21 PM
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Old Helmet in Calgary.
He had it on? I didn't even notice. Probably because the game wasn't in HD for me. Felt like I was watching a game from the 90's.

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Maybe it's just the gnomes invading the locker room?
it's always good to be loose like a goose.

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03-20-2010, 06:49 PM
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I blame Nabby's new helmet. He got shelled in the Olympics with that thing on and brought the demon of Poseidon with him to San Jose.

Being painted as a cartoon does not amuse Poseidon.
His olympic mask was different from what he's used since. During the olympics he used a red-based mask with a big gold eagle based on Russia's crest.

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03-20-2010, 07:03 PM
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okay, timeout. I hate to break the continuity of the thread here but...


what the hell is this meme? I've never seen it until now right now I'm not sure what to think of it, but then again I think I'm taking it entirely out of context

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All the Sharks are actually injured. They were shot and I believe the gunman was on the grassy knoll. Doug Wilson will tell you the gun was fired from the book depository though.

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I strongly considered deleting the string of meme images, but this is a ridiculous OT thread, so just in this situation I guess it's ok to slide.

but still, please don't make a habit of it.

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03-20-2010, 11:04 PM
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Nah. The real conspiracy is to get the Phoenix Coyotes as many home games as possible so that the NHL can turn a profit there this year and make more money selling the team this offseason.

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Nah. The real conspiracy is to get the Phoenix Coyotes as many home games as possible so that the NHL can turn a profit there this year and make more money selling the team this offseason.
Dang it, I thought we were done at ppl poking fun of us

But...you can't top one of the Kings posters... "Phoenix will win the Cup, and Gary Bettman will hand the Cup over too... Gary Bettman!"

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I strongly considered deleting the string of meme images, but this is a ridiculous OT thread, so just in this situation I guess it's ok to slide.

but still, please don't make a habit of it.
I don't mean to drag it more OT, I just wanna know what the hell this meme is!

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I don't mean to drag it more OT, I just wanna know what the hell this meme is!
It's just some random comic book image that someone slapped "cool story bro!" on for the purposes of sarcasm, then it mutated.

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It's obviously because T-Mac hasn't had good experiences with being the #1 seeded team.

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I am starting to think Ron Wilson was getting to close to a winning team so the C.I.A. had him removed and replaced by T-mac who is still a member of the Red Wings and is sabotaging from within.

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I am starting to think Marleau was getting to close to a winning team so the C.I.A. had him removed and replaced by Blake who is still a member of the Kings and is sabotaging from within.
i heard this story

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if you ask me it's all going according to everyones plan. bettman has his team at the top, and we're playing for 4th. phoenix or chicago can play for detroit/calgary. all...according..to..plan..

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I am starting to think Marleau was getting to close to a winning team so the C.I.A. had him removed and replaced by Blake who is still a member of the Kings and is sabotaging from within.
no, no, no... I heard this:
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I am starting to think Rob Zettler was getting to close to a winning team so the C.I.A. had him removed and replaced by Trent Yawney who is still a member of the Black Hawks and is sabotaging from within.

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AFFAIRS!

It's like total drama in that locker room!

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AFFAIRS!

It's like total drama in that locker room!
Heatley slept with every teammate's girlfriend/wife?

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AFFAIRS!

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Heatley slept with every teammate's girlfriend/wife?
ooooo soccer reference!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j4sajULtSU

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Did you see this one? Hilarious.

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