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Jonathan Toews mural
03-30-2010, 09:44 AM
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Jonathan Toews mural
Chicagoland has Blackhawk fever. New to the city is an enormous mural, which can be seen from I-290, one of the main expressways into Chicago. In tune with the spirit, it features captain Jonathan Toews.
Except something doesn't seem.... right about him.
Take a look for yourself.
BTW, we've apparently already won the cup, so don't bother trying
03-30-2010, 09:49 AM
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That ain't Toews... it's clearly Tyler "the Pigman" Kennedy in a Blackhawk sweater.
03-30-2010, 09:49 AM
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What the hell is wrong with his nose?
03-30-2010, 09:50 AM
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If they're painting a giant mural, they could at least do a better job of actually making it look like the guy...
03-30-2010, 09:51 AM
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If they're painting a giant mural, they could at least do a better job of actually making it look like the guy...
...and not including the Cup in the painting.
Seriously, ChiTown is officially guaranteed to not win the Cup now.
03-30-2010, 09:51 AM
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Yeah, I'd fire the artist, stat.
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That's quite embarrassing!
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Half Jonathan, half Toews, half pig.
03-30-2010, 09:53 AM
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03-30-2010, 09:54 AM
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Yikes...
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Yeah, the Blackhawks are pretty much cursed now.
03-30-2010, 09:55 AM
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We should just complete the horribleness and put a Stanley Cup parade route on there too
03-30-2010, 10:05 AM
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Wow where did they get the artist?
It doesn't look like him and they gave him some sexy nostrils!
03-30-2010, 10:09 AM
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They usually have such better depictions of the people they are trying to paint on that building. Such a shame that Toews looks like he has a cleft lip and was born from a pig.
Also wtf at the Cup being in the background.
03-30-2010, 10:10 AM
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Also, I would say that this would be good photoshop material but the damage has already been done
03-30-2010, 10:12 AM
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lololl totally awesome!!
03-30-2010, 10:21 AM
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Looks like a cross between Tyler Kennedy and Alex Tanguay, and nothing like Toews.
03-30-2010, 10:25 AM
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Chicagoland has Blackhawk fever. New to the city is an enormous mural, which can be seen from I-290, one of the main expressways into Chicago. In tune with the spirit, it features captain Jonathan Toews.
Except something doesn't seem.... right about him.
Take a look for yourself.
BTW, we've apparently already won the cup, so don't bother trying
Wow,,,,,,,,
We deserve to be laughed at for that ,,, Seriously Cup + Pigman = Toews
03-30-2010, 10:25 AM
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isnt there some sort of interview for this specific gig?
the cup looks nice tbh, but the face--interesting take
03-30-2010, 10:27 AM
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That's what happens when you get a normal painter to do a mural. They should have hired graf artists, they wouldn't have disappointed.
Anyway, I'm sure Toews is incredibly pissed right now. Not only because they made him look like a pig and included the cup he didn't even win yet, but because he's never going to hear the end of it from opponents AND teammates.
03-30-2010, 10:29 AM
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I wish we could find the guy who did this. Thanks for the giant jinx. Probably a Cub's fan.
03-30-2010, 10:31 AM
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I wish we could find the guy who did this.
I've seen some of his previous work
03-30-2010, 10:32 AM
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Chicago has found the legendary Mantoewspig.
03-30-2010, 10:33 AM
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Yikes. This reminds me a bit of Southampton putting up that awfuly designed statue of Ted Bates after his death. Like, doesnt anyone look it over before it results in a final product?
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