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04-18-2011, 03:53 PM
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I am growing one too but a weird thing happened while I was sleeping.

I had a dream, where in two separate instances, a girl is whispering around me or to someone else, saying I look dirty and need to take a shower.

What does this mean??

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04-18-2011, 03:56 PM
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LOL

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04-18-2011, 03:59 PM
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Ok. My beard is getting a bit inconvenient. Can we trim at least?

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04-18-2011, 04:04 PM
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I am growing one too but a weird thing happened while I was sleeping.

I had a dream, where in two separate instances, a girl is whispering around me or to someone else, saying I look dirty and need to take a shower.

What does this mean??
You think your dreaming, while infact.. your wife/girlfriend is saying that to someone.


But seriously, trimming is okay.. I trimmed last year.

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04-18-2011, 04:05 PM
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Awesome beard Qui Gon Dave!
Thanks. If nothing else, it's good for the amusement of other people, but that shouldn't come as a surprise

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Habs won game 2 so it seems to be working out pretty well. That and the pyjama I bought my 2yr old nephew at the Bell center! Habs are undefeated when he wears it. He even points the logo on my tshirt or his pyj whenever someone talks about the Canadiens, it seems as tho he's a real fan now. I'm one proud uncle.
As one uncle to another, I feel the need to warn you that your job is far from over. When my nephew was very young, he was a Manchester United fan (yuck). After a few years though, I managed to get through to him and he became an Everton fan (and I was very pleased with my work). Sadly though, a few years later the little bugger, I mean, the little turncoat, the little traitor became a Liverpool fan because that is who most of his friends at school supported. My advice is to make sure that your nephew is surrounded by as many Habs fans as possible as he grows up, reducing the risk of his attentions being turned at a young age.

As for my nephew, well, if Everton manage to beat Liverpool in the league this season and shortly after, you see a video on youtube of a kid in a Liverpool shirt crying that truly outdoes that Hab fan mocking the Bruin kid, you shall know I have had my revenge

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Holy crap, I want your beard.
Once the playoffs are over, if you were to open an envelope you got through the post and all it contained was facial hair, would you object?

I can rent/sell you some at a very competitive price. Just give me a shout.

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I can even see a civilization being built inside that beard.
That's funny, I can see this beard enveloping part of our civilization in a few months.

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Are we allowed to trim our mustache? Because I have pubes on my face now.
I did that before the playoffs started. I don't mind my beard getting long but it's irritating when the moustache part gets too long.

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04-18-2011, 04:34 PM
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Question: Is there some sort of official Paul Mara playoff beard impersonation award on this board? If so, can I have it?


Holy Jesus---aasdgfdasfadsfa
Duuuude.. VIKING BEARD!

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04-18-2011, 04:53 PM
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Why did God give me a lot of ass hair and practically no facial hair?

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04-18-2011, 05:36 PM
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I last trimmed mine on Thursday afternoon. I always sport a full beard, but it won't be getting trimmed until we're out of the playoffs!

I have shave my neck though. It gets irritated if I don't.

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04-18-2011, 05:47 PM
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I last trimmed mine on Thursday afternoon. I always sport a full beard, but it won't be getting trimmed until we're out of the playoffs!

I have shave my neck though. It gets irritated if I don't.
I'm definitively thinking about shaving m neck because it's gross but I don't want to be held responsible for any momentum changes. I'll tough it out for a bit.

It's getting out of hand fast!

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04-18-2011, 05:49 PM
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As of five minutes ago...I started it after the Habs clinched the playoffs. This is the best I can do unfortunately.
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Question: Is there some sort of official Paul Mara playoff beard impersonation award on this board? If so, can I have it?


For some reason I hear Crocodile Dundee saying something going this way:"that's not a beard, THAT'S a beard[showing yours]

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04-18-2011, 05:52 PM
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not going anywhere near my razor until we lose a series. Shaved the day of game 1 and by game 4 I'm gonna start looking pretty sketch. ATM quite torn about whether I do a jersey change. Been wearing a white Cammy one so far. Do I switch to red? I only have Koivu and Markov. They both pose unique problems conceptually.

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I couldn't grew a beard to save my life.

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04-18-2011, 05:55 PM
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I couldn't grew a beard to save my life.
Although he's a Viking, you must be like Eller, i.e. available at coffee shops.

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04-18-2011, 05:57 PM
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not going anywhere near my razor until we lose a series. Shaved the day of game 1 and by game 4 I'm gonna start looking pretty sketch. ATM quite torn about whether I do a jersey change. Been wearing a white Cammy one so far. Do I switch to red? I only have Koivu and Markov. They both pose unique problems conceptually.
What if we win the cup?



My beard is bad, so bad. Crosby-bad.

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04-18-2011, 05:58 PM
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not going anywhere near my razor until we lose a series. Shaved the day of game 1 and by game 4 I'm gonna start looking pretty sketch. ATM quite torn about whether I do a jersey change. Been wearing a white Cammy one so far. Do I switch to red? I only have Koivu and Markov. They both pose unique problems conceptually.
Well we will be wearing red. So I guess...

Koivu = hi-five from me!

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04-18-2011, 06:27 PM
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I call mine Big << Papa>>

It takes about 2 weeks but it's biblical in proportion


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04-18-2011, 09:22 PM
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Mine is going well, guess I'll try and get a picture of it and post it.

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04-18-2011, 11:15 PM
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Guys, I don't know what to do, I'm stuck in a bit of a jam.

I have my playoff beard growing, it's looking nice and messy but I have a date on Thursday with a really....really.........................REALLY hot girl. I asked her what she thought of beards to test the waters and she said she hates beards they're gross.

Wh....what do I do
I really hope the date is after the game..

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04-20-2011, 01:39 PM
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I really hope the date is after the game..
It is.

Should the date progress into a relationship I assume it would look something like this in the future during the playoffs:


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04-20-2011, 02:35 PM
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Tell her to **** off.

Seriously

Hockey > Sex > Woman..

but seriously, I'm biased. My gf likes beards and is a hockey fan. win win.
You are one lucky guy. My gf loves my beard, but she hates hockey because I give her less attention than hockey

Atleast, she understands when there is a game and she doesnt disturb me when I am watching.

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