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05-10-2010, 05:31 PM
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The Thread About Nothing (Part 53)

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I would think it would mean less posting in the TaN, because there is less traffic on the board.

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Realized I forgot to tell you guys about my awesome patient from last week. This guy was floridly psychotic, it was pretty hilarious to listen to him. I can't remember exactly what he said (and some of his ramblings made no sense), but here's most of it.

I walk in, and the patient is sitting in bed quietly singing to himself (it was something I recognized, pretty sure it was classic rock, but I'm not sure of the song). Then he started talking about how he was the songwriter for a bunch of the Rolling Stones songs (named a whole bunch of songs/albums), but they wouldn't let him be the lead singer because he was too young and because the Jewish mafia wouldn't let him sing in New York. And Keith Richards wanted him to sing with him but at the same time Adolf Hitler asked him to be the dictator of Nazi Germany. Then he said that Athena and Neptune and all the other gods would protect him. Then he proceeded to sing Eight Days a Week in its entirety (actually knew all the lyrics and could carry a tune pretty well). He offered to give a full concert but I cut him off, then he started talking about how he was going to form the greatest rock band ever, and it would be him, the Emperor God, the Fuhrer, and TRK (The Real King).

And at that point I had to leave because I was biting my tongue trying not to laugh.

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Realized I forgot to tell you guys about my awesome patient from last week. This guy was floridly psychotic, it was pretty hilarious to listen to him. I can't remember exactly what he said (and some of his ramblings made no sense), but here's most of it.

I walk in, and the patient is sitting in bed quietly singing to himself (it was something I recognized, pretty sure it was classic rock, but I'm not sure of the song). Then he started talking about how he was the songwriter for a bunch of the Rolling Stones songs (named a whole bunch of songs/albums), but they wouldn't let him be the lead singer because he was too young and because the Jewish mafia wouldn't let him sing in New York. And Keith Richards wanted him to sing with him but at the same time Adolf Hitler asked him to be the dictator of Nazi Germany. Then he said that Athena and Neptune and all the other gods would protect him. Then he proceeded to sing Eight Days a Week in its entirety (actually knew all the lyrics and could carry a tune pretty well). He offered to give a full concert but I cut him off, then he started talking about how he was going to form the greatest rock band ever, and it would be him, the Emperor God, the Fuhrer, and TRK (The Real King).

And at that point I had to leave because I was biting my tongue trying not to laugh.
That's epic. Did he say what he was going to name that band?

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Wait, what's this hockey you speak of?

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That's epic. Did he say what he was going to name that band?
No, just that it was going to be the greatest ever. I was just dying trying not to laugh (and very thankful that he picked a short Beatles song to sing, not something like Freebird).

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No, just that it was going to be the greatest ever. I was just dying trying not to laugh (and very thankful that he picked a short Beatles song to sing, not something like Freebird).
The air guitar solo would have been hilarious!

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Realized I forgot to tell you guys about my awesome patient from last week. This guy was floridly psychotic, it was pretty hilarious to listen to him. I can't remember exactly what he said (and some of his ramblings made no sense), but here's most of it.

I walk in, and the patient is sitting in bed quietly singing to himself (it was something I recognized, pretty sure it was classic rock, but I'm not sure of the song). Then he started talking about how he was the songwriter for a bunch of the Rolling Stones songs (named a whole bunch of songs/albums), but they wouldn't let him be the lead singer because he was too young and because the Jewish mafia wouldn't let him sing in New York. And Keith Richards wanted him to sing with him but at the same time Adolf Hitler asked him to be the dictator of Nazi Germany. Then he said that Athena and Neptune and all the other gods would protect him. Then he proceeded to sing Eight Days a Week in its entirety (actually knew all the lyrics and could carry a tune pretty well). He offered to give a full concert but I cut him off, then he started talking about how he was going to form the greatest rock band ever, and it would be him, the Emperor God, the Fuhrer, and TRK (The Real King).

And at that point I had to leave because I was biting my tongue trying not to laugh.


I've never laughed harder while reading something off these forms.

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Something that amuses me is that he can't keep his mythologies straight. Athena is the Greek name for the goddess, and Neptune is the Roman name for the god.

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No kidding. Part 53 already, and it's only been a couple years we've been doing them.

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