Beautiful! I guess the habs' last few seasons have really allowed time to hone our poetic skills.
I especially like the part about McPhee's fishnets causing friction. Boy, I'll say they cause friction. Can you imagine the rashes on his thighs after he's spent the evening waddling up and down Main Street? Ouch!
Thanks! I'm happy to help by giving a female opinion.
What's a puck bunny thread?
Puck Bunnies are rather generous young ladies who are vital to a team's morale. Their duties include greeting the bus, sitting huddled together in the stands, and attending invite-only team functions. They are always seen wearing team jackets in a show of solidarity with the players, except when they are seen wearing slightly less.
For these (and other reasons) they are highly valued by staff and players alike.