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05-13-2004, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Blind Gardien
There once was a poster's whose duty
Was to find the Habs board's hottest cutie
He turned to John Keats
Who wrote on his sheets
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty"

Then came the startling prediction
That caused some debate and some friction
m. wears pantyhose
But everyone knows
That Truth is stranger than fiction

Now consider Joe Jackson (with shoes)
He sang of lost love and the blues
If you look at this link
(http://www.mondaypapers.com/laughter...anfiction.html)
You'll see that I think
Love is stranger than fiction too

As perhaps Zedink's wife has found out
After casting her snares all about
Folks often find
That true love is blind
But now we are left with no doubt

So if you follow the hints in this rhyme
You'll see that it adds up in time
To the answer we sought
Way up at the top
Conclusion: Beauty is Blind

- by BLIND Gardien.

The choice is obvious.

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05-13-2004, 03:22 PM
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...
Conclusion: Beauty is Blind

- by BLIND Gardien.

The choice is obvious.
Beautiful! I guess the habs' last few seasons have really allowed time to hone our poetic skills.

I especially like the part about McPhee's fishnets causing friction. Boy, I'll say they cause friction. Can you imagine the rashes on his thighs after he's spent the evening waddling up and down Main Street? Ouch!

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05-13-2004, 03:32 PM
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I think Markov is pretty scary looking, myself.
Markov is probably the best looking guy on the team.

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05-13-2004, 03:38 PM
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This thread is becoming what guys look for in guys. Very sad.

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05-13-2004, 03:40 PM
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This thread is becoming what guys look for in guys. Very sad.
Yeah

btw Zednik, Kovalev, Dags ETC are not ugly, like.. at all.....

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Russ Courtnall....now that was an ugly Hab

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Blind Gardien is the official Poet Laureate of this board. I'm reasonably sure that we're the only board to have one.

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the ugliest is DOWD !!!

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05-13-2004, 04:22 PM
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the ugliest is DOWD !!!
Um

NO WAY

its just his hair that makes him ugly, and if she was shaved head hes a pretty good looking guy, C'MON can you make a pick that makes some sense please

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05-13-2004, 04:27 PM
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the ugliest is DOWD !!!
no way

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Since i'm not gay, when i try to answer to this thread, i'm asking myself: who would you want to look like...

My answers:
Good lookin'
1.Zednik
2.Souray
3.Theodore

Ugly:
1.Bulis
2.Markov
3.Ward
4.Ryder

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05-13-2004, 05:15 PM
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Since i'm not gay, when i try to answer to this thread, i'm asking myself: who would you want to look like...

My answers:
Good lookin'
1.Zednik
2.Souray
3.Theodore

Ugly:
1.Bulis
2.Markov
3.Ward
4.Ryder
agree on Ward, he is ugly, so is Begin

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05-13-2004, 05:23 PM
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agree on Ward, he is ugly, so is Begin
Begin needs hairs. That's why he always wear an hat. Other than his hairs, he looks just fine.

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05-13-2004, 05:40 PM
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Now that is funny. Scary, unsettling, bordering on perverted, but funny.

(Not easy finding a rhyme for habs, is it?)
Mr. Shutt was capable of any poetic feat (including his famous "oiled like a door 'inge" rhyme for "orange").

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I'd pay good money to have Dowd's hair as my pet companion.

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Thanks! I'm happy to help by giving a female opinion.

What's a puck bunny thread?

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05-13-2004, 05:53 PM
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Thanks! I'm happy to help by giving a female opinion.

What's a puck bunny thread?
Puck Bunnies are rather generous young ladies who are vital to a team's morale. Their duties include greeting the bus, sitting huddled together in the stands, and attending invite-only team functions. They are always seen wearing team jackets in a show of solidarity with the players, except when they are seen wearing slightly less.

For these (and other reasons) they are highly valued by staff and players alike.

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Another female opinion here.

Most girls would agree that Theo is the hottest. I think Souray is good looking too.

Juneau, Bulis, and Begin are least attractive

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05-13-2004, 06:13 PM
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Another female opinion here.

Most girls would agree that Theo is the hottest. I think Souray is good looking too.

Juneau, Bulis, and Begin are least attractive
may I ask your female opinion on Dowd and Dagenais????

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05-13-2004, 06:17 PM
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may I ask your female opinion on Dowd and Dagenais????
There's worse looking than Dowd. For example, Dagenais.

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There's worse looking than Dowd. For example, Dagenais.
I love you so much!

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There's worse looking than Dowd. For example, Dagenais.
yeah that really answers my question.........jeeeez

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I love you so much!
Okay...



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yeah that really answers my question.........jeeeez


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both ugly than?????

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