I'd pay good money to have Dowd's hair as my pet companion.
I'd like to see Dowd's hair go up against Handzus's hair in a cage match!
Maybe Barry Melrose's mullett could be the ref.
And instead of the folding chair, it would go something like this:
(imagine Bob Cole's voice)
"Handzus's hair is down and out! Dowd's hair is going to the corner...he's grabbing something...what is it?! Oh dear God, NO! He wouldn't!" "SPLAT!" "Oh my goodness folks, Dowd's hair has just crushed Handzus's hair with Kerry Fraser's hair!" "I think I'm going to be sick!"
Harry Neale: "Dowd's hair leapt from a distance of 13 and a half feet and landed full force on the crown of Handzus's hair with Kerry Fraser's 'extra hold' brylcream hair."