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06-10-2010, 07:35 PM
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Third Time Is A Charm!

Hossa isn't the only one that was gifted this year.

I'm almost in tears while typing this.

My wife, Angel, is pregnant for the third time! I can't believe it, I'm so shocked. Protection was used obviously, but that didn't stop it. Actually, it's the second time that Angel has gotten pregnant despite using protection.

I'm so happy right now, words cannot express it. I guess I know that feeling from the NHL commercial, when the players are speechless after winning the Cup. Only this is better, far far better.

I just wanted to share this with you all because, despite me being here for only a short amount of time, I've grown to like all of you. Well, most of you anyways and some of you I like just a little...

All kidding aside though, I'm just so happy. This actually comes a few weeks after I got both my kids potty-trained completely. My son also starts pre-school in two months, so I'm about to start it all over again. Tar-poop, formula bottles and long nights of chasing two young ones while feeding the newest one in my arms and trying not to trip over all the toys in the living room.

Father of three.

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06-10-2010, 07:42 PM
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Congratulations man

From what i read your wife doesen't know what an offseason is

Good thing you can build a team by yourselves and don't require the UFA market

Let this kid be a #1 overrall

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06-10-2010, 07:45 PM
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Congratulations. That's awesome, I hope to one day be as lucky as you.

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Protection was used obviously, but that didn't stop it. Actually, it's the second time that Angel has gotten pregnant despite using protection.

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congrats man!!

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Haha, congrats buddy.

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06-10-2010, 07:51 PM
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Maybe she's one of those crazy women who pokes holes in condoms cuz she wants tons of kids

you DID tell me she's part spanish, right? They love having like 16 kids. Better get a ( or another) minivan there champ.

And no more late nights playing NHL10 with the crew (or NHL 10 through NHL 20 the way you're going).

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06-10-2010, 08:03 PM
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Maybe she's one of those crazy women who pokes holes in condoms cuz she wants tons of kids

you DID tell me she's part spanish, right? They love having like 16 kids. Better get a ( or another) minivan there champ.

And no more late nights playing NHL10 with the crew (or NHL 10 through NHL 20 the way you're going).
Haha, nice. But that's hispanics that have all those kids. People in Spain usually have 2-3 at most.

If she is, which she isn't by the way, it won't work anymore. I'm getting a little snip to prevent any more. Three is the perfect amount for me.

I'll be around still in NHL10 and so on. Even if it's the one hour I have to sleep.

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After watching your TekSavvy mock commercial, I'm amazed that you have the parenting skills to take care of so many children.

All kidding aside, congrats!

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gratz, hope u win that contest too

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Congratulations! Always more room for Habs fans in this world!

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How the hell did she get pregnant twice while using condoms!?! Weird stuff!!

Congrats tho, a new habs fan is underway!

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Congratulations! Always more room for Habs fans in this world!
I already got two of them into it (They still chant "Halaaaaaaaak" and "GO HABS GO" when we take a walk outside). It's just a matter of time before I get the third one into it.

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After watching your TekSavvy mock commercial, I'm amazed that you have the parenting skills to take care of so many children.

All kidding aside, congrats!
Surprisingly enough, it serves as entertainment to them. They were both sitting around watching me slam myself into a door and spit cereal all over the kitchen and they couldn't stop laughing. I actually had to edit out half the content because they were laughing so hard.

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gratz, hope u win that contest too
I hope so too. But I still need more comments and likes... *hint hint*

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How the hell did she get pregnant twice while using condoms!?! Weird stuff!!

Congrats tho, a new habs fan is underway!
I have no idea, to be honest.

The first time, we were actually using THREE (yes, three) forms of prevention.

I have super seeds.

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congrats...raise another guy lafleur for all of us please

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Congrats CS, your going to be a journeyman in no time now! haha

PS: My daughter is officially out diapers now too, been about a week...

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I have no idea, to be honest.

The first time, we were actually using THREE (yes, three) forms of prevention.

I have super seeds.
More like super cheap forms of prevention!

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More like super cheap forms of prevention!
Lifestyles and Trojan. I thought they were supposed to be good.

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Lifestyles and Trojan. I thought they were supposed to be good.
They are. Refer to post 3.

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i forgot, congrats man!!!

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How the hell did she get pregnant twice while using condoms!?! Weird stuff!!

Congrats tho, a new habs fan is underway!
Lol I was thinking the same thing. A condom is 95+ % sure to work. He used two and they both failed, wow those are some crazy odds

I think it's time to buy a 6/49 ticket

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Lol I was thinking the same thing. A condom is 95+ % sure to work. He used two and they both failed, wow those are some crazy odds

I think it's time to buy a 6/49 ticket
I bought a Lotto-Max *fingers crossed*

But I didn't use both of them the same time. I used Lifestyles the first time, along with spermacide gel and even used the withdrawl technique. Now that, my friends... is one magic lug, er... yeah.

The second time, this time, I used just Trojan.

Maybe I am doing it wrong. It does go on the finger, right?

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I bought a Lotto-Max *fingers crossed*

But I didn't use both of them the same time. I used Lifestyles the first time, along with spermacide gel and even used the withdrawl technique. Now that, my friends... is one magic lug, er... yeah.

The second time, this time, I used just Trojan.

Maybe I am doing it wrong. It does go on the finger, right?
No lol i know u didn't use them at the same time. It just pretty crazy odds considering a condom should work 99% of the time and that it failed on you twice.

You know a condom's expires right

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That's great! Congrats!

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No lol i know u didn't use them at the same time. It just pretty crazy odds considering a condom should work 99% of the time and that it failed on you twice.

You know a condom's expires right
Haha, I always make sure to check.

I guess it's like the saying goes. Condoms efficiency rate is 95%... If it fails, Happy Father's Day.

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Congrats man!!


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