My neighbor mentioned to me last night that his son's hockey team (9-10 year olds) needs to come up with a team name for the upcoming season. The league allows them pretty much free reign on picking a name (as long as it is clean and tasteful).
I told him I'd try to poll the people on HF boards to see if there were some good suggestions for a bunch of 10 year olds.
He mentioned one team picked ZZTop Shelf which I thought was great.
Some names he said the kids/parents already suggested were:
The EH! team
The Malkin Tents
Team Norris (apparently the kids are into "Chuck Norris" jokes)