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06-18-2010, 02:19 PM
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Dear Opposing Fans...

-Yes the Wild love Minnesotans and former Wild players to death and will take all the crappy ones your team has for Burns and/or Koivu.

-Yes the Wild should be named the North Stars.

-Yes Minnesota is so much like Canada because everyone knows that Canada is the world's greatest superpower and what people strive to be like.

-Yes the jerseys are amazing and/or disgusting.

-Yes the Wild do not have any fans and this GDT will be the only thing ever said about our forum.

-Yes Minnesota has an amazing sellout streak and loyal fans despite how much this bulletpoint contradicts the previous bulletpoint.

-Yes the Wild play a boring style and will continue to play a boring style of hockey until the year 2132.

-Yes the Wild play in the city of Minnesota.

-Yes Marian Gaborik was held by Lemaire and will now score 65 goals.

-Yes Minnesota could leave the league tomorrow and no one would notice.

-Yes Cal Clutterbuck is a cool name which bumps up his trade value as the fourth Minnesota player you know.

-Yes Minnesotans are anti-NHL with liking HS and college hockey. Who knew one had to choose?

-Yes Minnesota is king of hockey in US despite not being an Original Six city.

-Yes the Wild announcers are the greatest ones ever known to man. And by that, yes they are truly honorable homers who could not see a bad Derek Boogaard play if it bit them in the ass.

-Yes Boogaard is a big fighter who your team hates and will try to kill Beauty and Beast style.

-Yes the Wild have a bad prospect pipeline and will take anything and everything to improve it.

-Yes Mikko Koivu is a made-up player.

-Yes the Twin Cities deserve a Winter Classic or two.

-Yes people play hockey in Minnesota. Outside. In July.

-Yes Yes Yes

I hope this helps re-confirms your previous conceptions and stereotypes.

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Nice list.

The only thing I'd add:

-Yes, we will trade Brent Burns and Mikko Koivu in our own division for your castoffs and subpar prospects.

Oh, I almost forgot...

-Even though He's more than a year removed, Jacques Lemaire is in fact still our coach, and thus, we are still the same boring team you think we are.


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Yes. Doug Risebrough is still the GM of the team.

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Nice GopherState. If I might contribute:

To those of you with Center Ice, we have the best and most impartial announcers in the NHL.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vashanesh View Post
Nice list.

The only thing I'd add:

-Yes, we will trade Brent Burns and Mikko Koivu in our own division for your castoffs and subpar prospects.
Figured it was close enough to the first post, but definitely agree with the statement.

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Nice GopherState. If I might contribute:

To those of you with Center Ice, we have the best and most impartial announcers in the NHL.
And added.

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hahaha that's pretty awesome.


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