HFBoards

Go Back   HFBoards > Other Sports > Mixed Martial Arts
Mobile Hockey's Future Become a Sponsor Site Rules Support Forum vBookie Page 2
Mixed Martial Arts UFC, Bellator, HDNet Fights, WSOF, MFC, KOTC, One FC, and others

You guys are gonna love this article - Top 8 "OH SH** moments" in MMA

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old
09-02-2010, 03:11 PM
  #1
kurt
the last emperor
 
kurt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Victoria
Country: Canada
Posts: 6,544
vCash: 400
You guys are gonna love this article - Top 8 "OH SH** moments" in MMA

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-...oments-in-mma/

(via @basruttenmma)

Quote:
Bob "The Beast" Sapp is 400 pounds, and if 300 pounds of it aren't pure steroids, then someone has got to be ****ing kidding.
Quote:
Fedor Emelianenko is a merciless knockout machine that emerged from the ruins of war torn Stalingrad to avenge the angry dead. Kevin Randleman is a wrestler whose body was kidnapped by science and mostly replaced with horse DNA. After an early takedown by Randleman, Fedor scrambled to his feet and gave Randleman his back. It is stupidly inadequate to say that what followed next was the greatest suplex in the suplexiverse.

Randleman brought Fedor up in a perfect arc, jumped off his feet, and trebuchet'ed the weight of both of them directly on the point of Fedor's head. It was like he was trying to make dinosaurs extinct again. When wheelchair salesmen watch it, their eyeballs turn to dollar signs.

But instead of bravely learning to walk again years later, Fedor swept him, got side control, punched him in the head 18 times, jumped to north-south, and locked in a kimura. All in the span of 45 seconds. For baseball fans, this is like getting your eye knocked out by a fastball, then hitting 16 home runs with one swing.
Quote:
Keith's bareknuckled hand repeatedly and single-mindedly drove itself into Joe Son's inadequate cup. The fact that it took over six blows for Joe Son to tap out can mean only one thing: vagina.

Joe Son never quite recovered from this. Using his own Jo Son Do fighting system, which I think is just Korean for "****," he lost every fight in his career, one of them while wearing a thong over his jockstrap. What a Fashion Don't! That's like your dick wearing socks with sandals.
Unfortunately, most of the video links are broken, but they're easy enough to find.

kurt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-02-2010, 03:48 PM
  #2
colonel_korn
Luuuuuuuuuu....lay?
 
colonel_korn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: St John's, NL
Country: Canada
Posts: 7,362
vCash: 500
Don't see how you can omit CroCop getting high-kick KO'd by Gonzaga. Probably the biggest oh-**** moment of all time for me

colonel_korn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-02-2010, 05:09 PM
  #3
northstarsforever
Registered User
 
northstarsforever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Plano TX by Rugby,ND
Country: United States
Posts: 1,215
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by colonel_korn View Post
Don't see how you can omit CroCop getting high-kick KO'd by Gonzaga. Probably the biggest oh-**** moment of all time for me
I literally said that out loud when that happened.

northstarsforever is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-02-2010, 05:16 PM
  #4
northstarsforever
Registered User
 
northstarsforever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Plano TX by Rugby,ND
Country: United States
Posts: 1,215
vCash: 500
Link didn't work? Maybe my on campus wifi doesn't allow it.

northstarsforever is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-02-2010, 05:43 PM
  #5
colonel_korn
Luuuuuuuuuu....lay?
 
colonel_korn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: St John's, NL
Country: Canada
Posts: 7,362
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by northstarsforever View Post
Link didn't work? Maybe my on campus wifi doesn't allow it.
It's because the s-word in the URL got censored out, just replace **** with the correct word.

colonel_korn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-02-2010, 05:43 PM
  #6
kurt
the last emperor
 
kurt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Victoria
Country: Canada
Posts: 6,544
vCash: 400


This ranks waaaaaaay above Crocop/Gonzaga.

kurt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-02-2010, 08:42 PM
  #7
Jasper
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,512
vCash: 707
Quote:
Originally Posted by kurt View Post


This ranks waaaaaaay above Crocop/Gonzaga.
That one's classic.

Jasper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-03-2010, 04:44 AM
  #8
Nalyd Psycho
Registered User
 
Nalyd Psycho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: No Bandwagon
Country: Canada
Posts: 22,768
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by kurt View Post


This ranks waaaaaaay above Crocop/Gonzaga.
He covers that in:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-w...s-of-all-time/

Quote:
You kissing *******s! If I wanted first base, an argument, and someone pretending to be asleep, I would have spent New Year's with my girlfriend!

__________________
Every post comes with the Nalyd Psycho Seal of Approval.
Nalyd Psycho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-07-2010, 10:28 PM
  #9
nightfighter
Registered User
 
nightfighter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,494
vCash: 500
Or this one:



nightfighter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-08-2010, 11:36 AM
  #10
VLoo
Registered User
 
VLoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Toronto
Country: Canada
Posts: 1,481
vCash: 500
http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-li...fujitas-skull/

This is definitely my favourite mma related article by seanbaby

VLoo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-08-2010, 02:43 PM
  #11
kurt
the last emperor
 
kurt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Victoria
Country: Canada
Posts: 6,544
vCash: 400
Quote:
Originally Posted by nightfighter View Post
Or this one:


WORST.

kurt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-08-2010, 07:58 PM
  #12
SoundwaveIsCharisma
Moderator
 
SoundwaveIsCharisma's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Screw You Blaster
Country: Canada
Posts: 22,043
vCash: 500
Send a message via AIM to SoundwaveIsCharisma
Quote:
Originally Posted by VLoo View Post
http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-li...fujitas-skull/

This is definitely my favourite mma related article by seanbaby
That article is fantastic, couldn't stop laughing.

SoundwaveIsCharisma is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-08-2010, 10:47 PM
  #13
kurt
the last emperor
 
kurt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Victoria
Country: Canada
Posts: 6,544
vCash: 400
Quote:
Originally Posted by GobiasIndustries View Post
That article is fantastic, couldn't stop laughing.
I read the beginning this afternoon, but had to get back to work and didn't catch the end. Now it seems the link is broken. Boo urns.

kurt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-09-2010, 12:09 AM
  #14
SoundwaveIsCharisma
Moderator
 
SoundwaveIsCharisma's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Screw You Blaster
Country: Canada
Posts: 22,043
vCash: 500
Send a message via AIM to SoundwaveIsCharisma
Quote:
Originally Posted by kurt View Post
I read the beginning this afternoon, but had to get back to work and didn't catch the end. Now it seems the link is broken. Boo urns.
Weird, still works fine for me. Alternatively you can go to Cracked.com and look up Fujita, seanbaby (author) or something along those lines. He's got a few other good ones, including one about the worst fights in MMA.

SoundwaveIsCharisma is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-09-2010, 10:53 AM
  #15
kurt
the last emperor
 
kurt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Victoria
Country: Canada
Posts: 6,544
vCash: 400
Quote:
Originally Posted by GobiasIndustries View Post
Weird, still works fine for me. Alternatively you can go to Cracked.com and look up Fujita, seanbaby (author) or something along those lines. He's got a few other good ones, including one about the worst fights in MMA.
Oh yeah, works again now. Odd.

kurt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-09-2010, 06:16 PM
  #16
MikeC44
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Moncton, NB
Country: Canada
Posts: 452
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by GobiasIndustries View Post
That article is fantastic, couldn't stop laughing.
My favorite line:
If a man with no arms and a man with no legs started learning karate, the same light bulb would appear over every head in Japan. That's right: Glue them together and see if it can kill a panda.

MikeC44 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old
09-09-2010, 07:00 PM
  #17
VLoo
Registered User
 
VLoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Toronto
Country: Canada
Posts: 1,481
vCash: 500
Seanbaby actually just put out an mma article today that ranks very high on my list for funniness. http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-le...oments-in-mma/

VLoo is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Forum Jump


Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:33 PM.

monitoring_string = "e4251c93e2ba248d29da988d93bf5144"
Contact Us - HFBoards - Archive - Privacy Statement - Terms of Use - Advertise - Top - AdChoices

vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
HFBoards.com is a property of CraveOnline Media, LLC, an Evolve Media, LLC company. 2014 All Rights Reserved.