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10-17-2010, 05:33 PM
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Pens Drinking Game

I'm sure some of you already do this and if you don't shame on you but I think we've got plenty of ways to make a great drinking game out of watching a Pens game.

You can use either things that our genius commentary crew says or things that would happen on the ice, as fuel for extreme drinking, such as the follow:

1. Errey says "pickle sticker" = chug your beer

2. MAF covers a rebound = shot

3. Godard scores the GW goal in a shootout = drink an entire bottle of Southern Comfort

These are just examples to get you started. See what you guys can add to the mix.

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10-17-2010, 05:36 PM
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1. Every blind pass = Alcohol poisoning.

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Take a drink everytime a forward not named Crosby or Malkin flubs a pass

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10-17-2010, 05:46 PM
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Steigerwald makes a goal call using the words "cage" or "twine" = drink
Steigerwald stumbles over his words in trying to call a goal = drink
Errey inappropriately goes off-topic = drink
Two-headed monster reference = drink
Steigerwald makes up a nickname off of the top of his head and uses it more than once in the same game = chug
MAF gets pulled, Brent Johnson comes in and Errey talks about Johnson's legs = chug

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Everytime Fleury allows a weak goal- drink a can of Coors light. (Hey, if the team suffers, you have to suffer too)

Every time Orpik lays someone out- drink a shot, then eat a piece of free candy.

Every time Cooke throws out a dirty hit- 2 shots.

Every time Errey or Steigy call a player by a really stupid nickname (i.e. Wizard of Croz, Pterydactyl, Flower)- 3 shots.

Every time Potash does a bit about the new arena during an intermission- turn off the TV and shotgun a beer.

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10-17-2010, 05:54 PM
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Everytime Fleury allows a weak goal- drink a can of Coors light. (Hey, if the team suffers, you have to suffer too)

Every time Orpik lays someone out- drink a shot, then eat a piece of free candy.

Every time Cooke throws out a dirty hit- 2 shots.

Every time Errey or Steigy call a player by a really stupid nickname (i.e. Wizard of Croz, Pterydactyl, Flower)- 3 shots.

Every time Potash does a bit about the new arena during an intermission- turn off the TV and shotgun a beer.

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10-17-2010, 05:59 PM
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This thread needs more power moves.

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10-17-2010, 06:14 PM
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Every time Errey waxes poetic about playing on Mario's line and calls him the "big guy" = shot of Jager

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10-17-2010, 06:25 PM
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When Crosby or Malkin makes a blind backhand pass on the powerplay=Take a shot

Alcohol poisoning before the game ends most nights

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10-17-2010, 06:48 PM
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HFBoards Pens GDT drinking game:

- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Malkin being at wing
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Fleury underachieving
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Dupuis' offensive ineptitude
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions the PP's ineptitude
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Bylsma's inability to coach
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Letang's shot not hitting the net

Recipe for death right there.

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10-17-2010, 06:51 PM
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Anytime Steigy and Errey laugh simultaneously during live play and ignore the game = half beer.

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HFBoards Pens GDT drinking game:

- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Malkin being at wing
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Fleury underachieving
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Dupuis' offensive ineptitude
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions the PP's ineptitude
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Bylsma's inability to coach
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Letang's shot not hitting the net

Recipe for death right there.
I'll have to stock up for tomorrow's game!!

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10-17-2010, 08:28 PM
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-Every time Steigerwald pronounces the word period as "piriod": 1 shot

-Every time Steigy says that Nick Tarnasky has "a great hockey name": 15 second keg stand

-Every time a move by Jordan Staal is described as a "power move": chug a beer

-Every time Errey is shown on camera wearing a Santa Claus hat: chug a glass of egg nog

-Every time the camera focuses in on the team's current "moustache boy's" face: Chug a 16 ounce can of Old Milwaukee (because it's manly)

-Every time Pierre McGuire gushes about Mike Richards: Chug a wine cooler and smoke an entire pack of Virginia Slims

-Every time one of your friends says that they heard a trade rumor involving Jordan Staal: Finish your beer and throw the empty bottle at said friend

-Every time you hear that the Pens are "about to trade Jan Hrdina for Dainius Zubrus": Drink a Red Bull and Vodka and snort a line of Crystal Meth

-Every time the Pens win the Stanley Cup- Bring on the brandy!

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-Every time Steigerwald pronounces the word period as "piriod": 1 shot

-Every time Steigy says that Nick Tarnasky has "a great hockey name": 15 second keg stand

-Every time a move by Jordan Staal is described as a "power move": chug a beer

-Every time Errey is shown on camera wearing a Santa Claus hat: chug a glass of egg nog

-Every time the camera focuses in on the team's current "moustache boy's" face: Chug a 16 ounce can of Old Milwaukee (because it's manly)

-Every time Pierre McGuire gushes about Mike Richards: Chug a wine cooler and smoke an entire pack of Virginia Slims

-Every time one of your friends says that they heard a trade rumor involving Jordan Staal: Finish your beer and throw the empty bottle at said friend

-Every time you hear that the Pens are "about to trade Jan Hrdina for Dainius Zubrus": Drink a Red Bull and Vodka and snort a line of Crystal Meth

-Every time the Pens win the Stanley Cup- Bring on the brandy!
nice 1st post

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10-17-2010, 10:23 PM
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Everytime they move away from the play to talk up anything on their mind pulling up diagrams, videos, quotes, whatever while game is in play, just call the morgue, and tell'em it's going too be messy.

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10-18-2010, 02:27 AM
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Everytime Letang or Dupuis rip a shot and it goes wide you take a shot = Very suprised, ecstatic, and tipsy over the course of a game OR extremely drunk

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HFBoards Pens GDT drinking game:

- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Malkin being at wing
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Fleury underachieving
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Dupuis' offensive ineptitude
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions the PP's ineptitude
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Bylsma's inability to coach
- Take a drink whenever someone mentions Letang's shot not hitting the net

Recipe for death right there.
HF Pens board = everyone ****faced by the end of the 1st period. I approve of such a thing

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10-18-2010, 03:53 AM
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Too early in the day for me to do this (damn timezones ) - unless I record the games (that is if they are on Versus - which we do get through one of the cable channels here) and watch it later on when it is late enough to actually drink.

8 or 9 o'clock in the morning is a bit too early for me to be drinking alcohol - that would make me an Alcoholic

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Every inept pass on the powerplay = shot
Every shot that is held back = alcoholic shot
Every missed shot by Letang = shot
Every time Dupuis can't handle a pass = shot
Every time someone posts something about Hilary Duff when asking about Comrie = 3 shots
Every time Steigy makes a Hobey Baker comment = chug full bottle
Every time Errey asks a stupid question on air such as "Dupuis was using a right handed stick and he's left handed! is that legal?" = 4 shots
Everytime Fleury lets in a soft goal = drink full bottle, including the worm

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10-18-2010, 07:46 AM
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we do a lot of drinking games here in germany, and one of my invented rules is used in every game my friends and I play. it says, a glass (0.2litter) are 6 times to drink. and vodka has to be 3 fingers high in the glass (we use this kind of glasses: http://www.naturarena.de/img/Bilder/..._neu_kopie.jpg )

if you want to go for a gdt drinking game, here are my ideas:

everybody who wants to play with, writes 1 sentence on each of 5 pieces of paper. (e.g drink everytime Crosby's name is said, e.g..e.g)

then you mix them up in a cap or so, and the playmaster gives 5 pieces to every player. then the selfdestruction beginns.

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- Any time Steigy or Errey say the word "stick" - Take 2 shots.

- Anytime Errey discusses sticks for more than 30 seconds (i.e. size of the stick, or length of (insert name of player here)'s stick, etc.) - 4 shots.

- Anytime Steigy fumbles a player's name (i.e. "and the puck is passed on up to Martin errr excuse me...Malkin") - Shotgun 2 beers.

- Anytime a "Destiny Has A New Home" commercial is played - 3 shots and also chug half of a beer.

- Anytime Steigy or Errey says something that's not even funny but they burst out laughing on the air - Chug a beer and do 2 shots.

- When a puck hits one of the posts or crossbar - 5 shots

- Whenever the refs make a really stupid call (a la Letang ejection the other night) - 6 shots and smoke two cigarettes.

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Too early in the day for me to do this (damn timezones ) - unless I record the games (that is if they are on Versus - which we do get through one of the cable channels here) and watch it later on when it is late enough to actually drink.

8 or 9 o'clock in the morning is a bit too early for me to be drinking alcohol - that would make me an Alcoholic
Is 2 am too early or too late to start to drink? Not that I have much morals or limits, but being drunk while working at a hospital doesn't seem like a great idea.

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Every time I see a thread about Bylsma, Malkin, or Staal, I drink and I don't stop until I find myself somewhere west of Sheboygan.

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Is 2 am too early or too late to start to drink? Not that I have much morals or limits, but being drunk while working at a hospital doesn't seem like a great idea.
If I do go out drinking (and that's not often), im usually in the thick of it (sadly, no live Ice Hockey on either).

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Some days you get a lot of action on this game, sometimes not.


Before the game starts, take turns drafting two/three Penguins players, if everyone's sipping beers.

-Your player scores a goal, the rest of the room must finish whatever is left in their beer (could be a sip, could be the whole thing, just luck and timing).

-If you chose the goalie, you can make everyone drink 1 sip for each save he makes (calling it as it happens). But if he gives up a goal, you must finish what's left in your beer -- always fun when MAF gives up like two goals in a minute.

-Your player takes a penalty and the other team scores while he's in the box, finish what's left of your beer.

-Your player engages in, and loses a fight, 5 second chug (voted on by room). Your player wins fight, award someone 5 seconds to drink.

-If you chose a non-Penguin player, others have to finish their beer if he scores. But you must finish your beer for ANY Pittsburgh goal, regardless of if a drafted player scored or not.

-If you chose the player voted the first star of the game, award a full beer to one other person in the room.

HOUSE rules:
-Everyone drinks 1 sip for every time Evgeni Malkin loses his feet (killer).
-Brooks Orpik scores a goal: everyone in the room finishes their beer

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