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12-21-2010, 03:34 PM
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Why am I pooping/farting so much?

I constantly have had bad gas for awhile now, and I probably have to dump at least once a day, usually after each meal... so like 2-3 times daily. I feel like this isn't normal.

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I take like 3-4 craps daily, sometimes an upwards of 5. But I eat a lot, so that could be the root of the problem.

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Maybe because you're full of ****?

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We're men... we're meant to fart and poop a lot.

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If they're of normal consistency(not diarrhea) then it's perfectly normal, and actually ideal to poop after each meal.

I used to be a once-a-day guy until I starting eating better. Now I usually poop after each meal, 4-5 times a day.

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pooping 1-3 times a day is pretty abnormal. you should see a doctor.

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pooping 1-3 times a day is pretty abnormal. you should see a doctor.
1 time a day isn't too bad. 3-5 is insane though.

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Too much pie, that's your problem.

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Either you have to much Fibre in your diet or you are eating something that causes your stools to loosen. How much fibre (Fruits, vegies, grains, that kind of stuff) do you get in a day? And how is the texture of the poop, soft, hard or liquid (lol)?

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When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you can see some brown
As it reaches the ground:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When it's feeling hot
and it's burning your butt:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you put on a diaper
You shouldn't eat to much fiber:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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Lounge's class level just went through the roof. I feel as though I should be wearing a tux while I read this thread.

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1 time a day isn't too bad. 3-5 is insane though.

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I constantly have had bad gas for awhile now, and I probably have to dump at least once a day, usually after each meal... so like 2-3 times daily. I feel like this isn't normal.
Is this how you got your username?

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Ulcerative colitis
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Thats a lot in one day. I just go once a day!

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I've gone through that too.

It's one or more of these.

1. Increased eating (your body isn't used to it so it forces it out faster)
2. Caffeine consumption (It's a diarrhetic) See this
3. Increased Fiber (obvious)
4. Increased greasy food
5. Stress/cleansing period

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It's sold and always about the same length. It is a good movement.

My breakfast is either eggs and toast, or two helpings of oatmeals. Sometimes cereal. Lunch is usual a sandwich at subway or grapes/apple and a turkey sandwich on wheat bread. My dinner is usually chicken or pork with a side (either pasta or mashed potatoes or rice) and then a vegetable of some sort (peas, carrots, green beans, broccoli, etc). And I usually snack on fruit during the day.

But it sucks because after breakfast I feel like I have to go but don't have time always cause I'll be late for school. After lunch I usually try and go at school because subway goes right through me. And then I usually do it at night. But I am gasy all the time and have to hold it in at school and I feel like I am constantly farting when alone directly after eating.

1. Increased eating (your body isn't used to it so it forces it out faster) - I have always eaten 3-4 meals a day, and it has never been this bad.
2. Caffeine consumption (It's a diarrhetic) See this - I don't ever consume cafeine.
3. Increased Fiber (obvious) - Possibly
4. Increased greasy food - I avoid this
5. Stress/cleansing period - Dunno.

I am on antibiotics, could that be a cause?

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Grapes and apples!

That's it. I promise.

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He called the **** poop!

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