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01-27-2011, 02:37 PM
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Wrong Pickup Lines: The real reason the Islanders don't land big fish

http://www.lighthousehockey.com/section/lhh-zeitgeist


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I like the Shremp one.

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http://www.snyrangersblog.com/2010/1...-parenteau-in/

one of the links inside that article leads you there. LOL

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Glad I took a look at this because it helped me finally find the video from PA's fist ****ing incident last night.

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god i hope thats not true.....

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I heard he tried to get Gaborik to come here by telling him "yeahhh long islands great and where only a short train ride from the city and madison square garden....."

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The players who went for the pick-up lines ... ok, that was pretty good!

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I wonder what line he used on Moulson

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I'm sorry.... I laughed my ass off at this thing.

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Wait so is this a joke? Or are they serious? I can't tell...

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Brilliant!!!

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One anonymous player with a history of concussions said that Snow asked him if he "wanted fries with that shake" while he was still experiencing symptoms. "It seemed pretty insensitive to me," the player said. "Wait, what are we talking about again?"
Pure, 100% awesome.

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pretty funny stuff

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god i hope thats not true.....
You're joking right? Please tell me you just forgot to use this... . Please, for the sake of humanity tell me you just forgot.

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Garth ("King Moon Racer" as he is known in the video) has just put together a new recruitment video for the upcoming UFA's

Since generaly we can not bring UFA's that are highly sought after to the Island, he figured this approach would work.

The campaign is titled "The Island of Misfit NHL'ers"


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Funny stuff.......even if it seems alarmingly true.

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I think it's funny how many people think this is a news report. Even in the comments section there! Forget that the first line tell you it's a joke but reading the rest of it people who still think this is serious have some view of their own team lol!

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