The A-Team: Double Elite Playoff Champions Edition (EASHL XBOX360 Team)
Clearly we have proven beyond doubt that we are the team of destiny, hailing all the way back from '08 this team has had more drama, webs of intrigues, politics, and plain stupidly awesome and less awesome moments that all of the EASHL teams combined can never hope to match. Nevertheless, the A-Team still stands, against all odds. If you care to learn about our rich history, see the history segment below.
So what the heck is the A-Team? It is only the most demanding EASHL XBOX360 team out there, we're serious about our virtual hockey here. Sixty percent of the time we win everytime!
Trying out for the A-Team
While it may be difficult to blend in with the divine roster we have, mere mortals can actually aspire to join this highly acclaimed team. All it takes is understanding this team is fueled by highly volatile brand of humor, and being able to cope with the fact that you will be questioned about your lacking play in the offensive zone, neutral zone, defensive zone, as well as your many failures at life. If this somehow doesn't deter you from trying out add Frishmania and / or Celestial Black on xbox live, and send a message asking for a tryout. You will get one, but please, do yourself a favor and re-read this paragraph before you decide to try out for this team. It will be a gruelling and very likely unpleasant experience. Warning: laughter may ensue while playing on the A-Team.
Our incomparable roster:
Team Roster (HF name / Gamertag)
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Blazer190/ZachDill (LW/LD)
Chairman Mallard/DaNitemanCometh (LW/G)
Chaos/ChaOs84 (LW/C/D)
O YEA U
The Worst Poster/Indrew (W/D)
Tuggy/Tuggy13
D
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Ashe / AsheKaban
Celestial Black / Celestial Black
Groin Of Bates/xArCaDiAx
HoorayForSOD -- still playing?
SJSharksFan/Soundwave (D/G)
TJ CAPS8/bottleCAPS
yakitate304
"What was sour ,not I. Better go back to the drawing board. I want my clan of players to revolt vs. the "A team". JennerRAT is still looking for his jock strap in the rafters. I am the #1 goalie on the B' squad,don't hate.
Night ladies"
Quote:
"You're a JOKE just like JennerRAT . You boys club ,you" A team" Other than Caps,I see nothing special from any of you. I killed you "Messier" on faceoffs, on average from what I've seen I'm a better goalie than JennerRAT ,and on top of that ...I kept the "A team" to one goal after two periods with the Atlanta def. while I was patroling both dmen ,and one forward position to boot!
A couple of you guys are locker-room cancers who only want to play with an "exclusive few". An ego but nothing to back it up with. I played one game while my goalie,one your gf's kept running out of the net so you guys scored in an empty net all game long . Wow you guys are cool Grade school humour,wow comedians.
I'll play with "the lesser knowns" and win some games the right way."
Quote:
"How's scoring 1-0 OT. winner BAP online goin for ya? Oh no that would be me!!! The goalie nontheless!"
Quote:
"Hat trick today -g.w. ,another game 4-5 pts. Talent like this does not even grow in the burbs' of A' Town Remember this is from a goalie nonetheless
We can forever thank CPF for creating the name of our team. It brings a tear to my eye even now thinking about the struggle, the formation, how we stood together and defeated CPF, smoked him into hibernation, with his panther tail between his legs.
Honorable Mentions (quick tidbits)
Panda Policeman
Belding loves Donuts
Asian Tattoo for picture me thugboatin
Chaos Theory (N)
"Staying out of EA Sports Video Game related Drama"
May be related to
Panda panda policemen
Hooker Bath
Drug Needles
See:
Jeff Goldblum
A SEXMAN, FILM!
Inochi Kun
Dani Dale!
Boats and Scones!
Picture me Thugboatin!
God Bless. Goodnight, and Good Luck. Oh Baby, we're goin to Vancouver!
so many good moments, most of the HM's take me back to those golden days. Immortal as Winnie the Pooh was a good one too, as was InflaytibleTyrone and his MOOOOOOOOOGGGIN chants.
Belding loves donuts, hooker baths and drug needles are some of my all time favorites, and Steve "I can't, I can't, I can't" Trablusi has some crazy stories from time to time.
While the original thread is all gone and deleted, we have the PS3 guys to thank for having this mirror image reflection on one of the finest captaincy election in A-Team history:
So I kinda sorta fell asleep in the dressing room last night. Sweet dreams.
It's a shame, Indy, not everyday we get such a treat as having a very '09 lineup with TJ and Ashe on D, we also had BoneT at LW. Other than one game we were rolling, and good time was had by all.
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Originally Posted by Ashe
Teej needs to stay around more often, And not be running away with Nichole.
Also : No Club Hopping.
Also : No Pens Fans, We have our Flames/Canucks/Canadien/Toronto Limit of fans.
We have Toronto fans? Or do you mean by to say the limit for those is zero?
Do you allow club hopping? Im always looking for a solid club to get some games in with if my VHL team is not online and playing.
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Originally Posted by Chairman Mallard
If the first question you ask is whether you can keep hopping back and forth between teams, you have no shot at this team.
We are an extremely loyal bunch
Pretty much, the main ingredient to be successful on this team is loyalty! Well, loyalty and dedication. Oh, and ruthless forechecking and backchecking. Let me restate this:
Amongst the main ingredients for success on this team are such elements as: heart, dedication, ruthless forechecking and backchecking. Oh, and a keen sense of humor and dedication. Oh and...actually, I'll rethink this and get back to you another time.
It was like 2 on 5 and we weren't trying.
