On opening night I was blessed with the opportunity to have the bench seats. During this time, we had purchased a Predators garden gnome and set it facing the Anaheim bench. Now, as you can imagine it certainly got looks. Corry Perry in particular couldn't take his eyes off the garden gnome. Might I suggest we invest in a garden gnome or two and set them up in the bench seats so that the gnome can continue to haunt Mr. Corry "cheapshot" Perry?
This is the what transpired in the box...
Perry got so creeped out that when he got back to the bench, he took one look at the gnome and he slammed the door as hard as he could to try to knock the gnome off and then when that didn't work, he refused to sit there again for the entire game. He literally motioned for someone else on his line to sit there instead of him.
I think we should use this tactic to throw perry off his game. Cheers.
Or you could get subliminal, print off pictures of the gnome, only slightly larger each time, each time he goes on for a shift, replace the picture with a slightly larger one without him seeing you change it out, so he just sees this gnome getting larger each time he looks at it.
Or you could get subliminal, print off pictures of the gnome, only slightly larger each time, each time he goes on for a shift, replace the picture with a slightly larger one without him seeing you change it out, so he just sees this gnome getting larger each time he looks at it.
Or make it bigger, then next time smaller, then even smaller, then bigger again...
Or you could get subliminal, print off pictures of the gnome, only slightly larger each time, each time he goes on for a shift, replace the picture with a slightly larger one without him seeing you change it out, so he just sees this gnome getting larger each time he looks at it.
Or you could get subliminal, print off pictures of the gnome, only slightly larger each time, each time he goes on for a shift, replace the picture with a slightly larger one without him seeing you change it out, so he just sees this gnome getting larger each time he looks at it.
I printed about 10 color full page pics but they are all the same size
It would be so sweet if someone could create a series of full page pictures of the gnome's face slowly morphing into Perry's face. He'd go from being freaked out by the gnome to being freaked out because he IS the gnome
Can someone please dress up as the gnome for Game 4?!
Edit....it would be even more hilarious if whoever was dressed up as the Preds gnome could sit in the bench seats, or right behind the Ducks' bench....HA. I'm dying laughing just thinking about it. No emotion or eating or drinking allowed either...just sit there and stare at Cory Perry.
If I do not see this happen in Game 4 I will be most disappointed.
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I don't think they sell the bench seats for the playoffs. The media uses them.
That being said we had something even creepier than the gnome there tonight- Pierre McGuire
We have three days to convince our dasherboard sponsors to donate their dasherboard space for game 4 to Operation Gnome. Anyone got any pull with our sponsors?
Also, who has access to machinery to create about 30 three-foot-tall posters/stickers of the Predators garden Gnome with the words "We're watching you, Perry" on them?
On a related note, can any of you who can operate a sewing machine possibly create about 250 Predators Garden Gnome costumes? We need these for each and every person sitting on the glass.
We have three days to convince our dasherboard sponsors to donate their dasherboard space for game 4 to Operation Gnome. Anyone got any pull with our sponsors?
Also, who has access to machinery to create about 30 three-foot-tall posters/stickers of the Predators garden Gnome with the words "We're watching you, Perry" on them?
On a related note, can any of you who can operate a sewing machine possibly create about 250 Predators Garden Gnome costumes? We need these for each and every person sitting on the glass.
We have three days to convince our dasherboard sponsors to donate their dasherboard space for game 4 to Operation Gnome. Anyone got any pull with our sponsors?
Also, who has access to machinery to create about 30 three-foot-tall posters/stickers of the Predators garden Gnome with the words "We're watching you, Perry" on them?
On a related note, can any of you who can operate a sewing machine possibly create about 250 Predators Garden Gnome costumes? We need these for each and every person sitting on the glass.
Thanks.
OMG. This is the best thing ever. This. Must. Happen.
If any of these three things happen, it will be epic. If ALL three of these things happen, the hilarity will be completely out of control.
Seriously though, can we make this stuff happen?! Operation Gnome needs to mobilize the troops!!!
