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05-10-2011, 10:24 PM
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Repent!

Obviously, the hockey gods has punished us all for our sins. Our declaration of sweeps before game 3 ends. Our claims to a destiny with Vancouver. Seto having abandoned Twitter in the middle of the powerplay. People having shaved in spite of the playoff beard ordinance (I admit, this one was my sin when I trimmed my meager facial hair). All these sins and more have been committed

It is time for us lowly fans to come clean, to admit our sins, and to repent before Game 7 and reclaim ourselves from the brink of doom.

Oh thee hockey gods, bless us and the Sharks, give us your grace and allow thy Sharks to pass the 7th test and enter the forbidden kingdom of the Conference finals

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I said "series over" after Pavs scored in game 5.

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05-10-2011, 10:26 PM
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I admit I looked ahead to the WCF, but in any statement I made talking about it I said "if the sharks are able to win one more game against detroit".

Even so, I repent for even talking about the third round. Please forgive us all hockey gods, we have been at your mercy and you have spited us for years upon years.

When will you let us experience pleasure?

Why do you keep us from happiness?

Why do you hate the color teal?

Why did the Cape get green lit to begin with?

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I said it was just a question of game 4 or 5 after game 3. Forgive me, Toews. Shalalala hoooooo moodoo. (speaking in tongues).

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05-10-2011, 10:28 PM
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We need to sacrifice one of the mods to hockey gods.

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Oh, Lawdy, forgive my transgressions, for I have cut the hairs that so righteously pay to tribute to those divine deities of the sport which we call hockey! I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!

Amen.

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05-10-2011, 10:30 PM
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I declined asking someone out in hopes that I would see the sharks win the series. I hate myself for it every day.

I also want to get Wellwood to break up with his wife and marry me. I'm a bad person. T_T

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05-10-2011, 10:30 PM
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I foolishly declared this year San Jose's year after game 3.

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I'mm soooooo ashaaaaaamed though. I posted the trollish thread about Canadian bias and diving......

I'm soooooo sorry!!!!!!!!

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I shaved and thought we'd win after a 3-goal comeback in Game 4 only to have my hopes crushed with 1:27 left and now these 2 games...please forgive me.

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I admit thinking about the WCF's and thought that when Couture scored to make it 3-1 in game 5 that was it.

After game 4, I also thought that the only way the sharks would lose is if Detroit took it to 7....

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05-10-2011, 10:31 PM
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I foolishly declared this year San Jose's year after game 3.
You fool of a took!

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i talked about a potential matchup with Vancouver.

im sorry, Hockey Gods!

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Coach McLellan, who art behind thou bench,

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy Stanley come, thy will be done,

On ice as it is in practice.

Give us this day our daily powerplay, and forgive us our unforced offsides,

As we forgive those who high stick against us.

And lead us not into temptation,

But deliver us from beingthebiggestchokerseverkthx

Amen

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You fool of a took!
took the words right out of my mouth, nerd

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i have no faith in this team, coach and management


amen

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05-10-2011, 10:38 PM
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I never got cocky about the Sharks' lead... I've learned from the past to never doubt the Sharks' ability to **** up... plus, I'm just not a braggart...

I think out of everyone, endy needs to repent...

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I feel bad. Spent years lurking, only to start posting in time for a big loss.

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Forgive me my sins,

For I must admit to the shame of committing nearly all of the above.
-Begining the battle with the Canuckleheads and explaining our clear advantage in depth
-Believing this team was different from years past
-Saying we own the Wings
-Going out for my graduation dinner (to a restaurant with no bar no less), rather than observing the the Sharks game in its entirety after the Sharks went up 1-0 in game 5.
-Shaving (my face)

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I rooted for Chicago because I wanted to see a team blow a 3-0 lead. Hey, Hockey Gods, go **** yourselves with a spoon.

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I rooted for Chicago because I wanted to see a team blow a 3-0 lead. Hey, Hockey Gods, go **** yourselves with a spoon.
I rooted for both teams to lose. I thought Canucks fans were annoying but I found the Toews love to be equally as annoying.

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-Shaving (my face)
The hell is your problem?

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Our Toews in Golfland,
hallowed be thy name,
Your influence come,
your will be done on the Sharks
in San Jose as it was in Game 7. Give
us this day our Clowe back,
and we also have forgiven Patty (for he does not know)
But lead us not into heart break,
but deliver us from Datsyuk and on to the WCF.

Amen

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We need to sacrifice one of the mods to hockey gods.
They can have Nemesis

Anyway, I must come forward. 0-2 in the last two playoff games I've actually attended. Round one against LA, and game 1 against Chicago last year. I had a ticket to game 4 in Detroit... but couldn't attend. We lost. We've also lost each successive game..

Could it be possible, oh hockey gods, that I am being punished to endure losses since I "skipped" the loss? SAY IT AIN'T SO!!

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