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05-11-2011, 02:55 PM
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It's getting a bit overplayed at this point.
I agree.

I'll give dat ass a few days before I mention it again.

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It's getting a bit overplayed at this point.
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you may have missed it because its like a year old at this point
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It's getting a bit overplayed at this point.
So we'll beat it into the ground further and then move on.

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Are you in the mood for trouble???

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It's getting a bit overplayed at this point.
That's what we do here. LOL

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So we'll beat it into the ground further and then move on.
I like that plan, too.

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Are you in the mood for trouble???
Always. You can't spell trouble without TaN. Wait...

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I meant in the context of Deborah, not in general. A good DAT ASS joke is always funny.

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I meant in the context of Deborah, not in general. A good DAT ASS joke is always funny.
So find someone else with a nice ass, post her picture in here, and away we'll go once again!

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I meant in the context of Deborah, not in general. A good DAT ASS joke is always funny.
I kind of figured - by my point still stands.

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don't know what this means

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He was likely insinuating that the internet has plenty of jokes that are beaten to death on a regular basis.

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Interesting day, to say the least. Douchenozzle McDickFace is my driving partner and he drives most of the time. I get a text this morning from him saying "Sorry I forgot to mention this, but I had to get to school early, I guess you'll have to take the bus."

He texted me this at 6:45. The bus comes at 6:40.

So my mom had to drive me to school, which made her late for work.

So I finally see this ***** before 11th period and I tried to stay calm about the whole situation with Wildwood. He started telling me that it's my fault for not having a backup plan.

At this point I'm about ready to throw a punch, but I managed to control myself. I was gonna yell at him but I held back. All I did was explain to him how it's not fair to any of us, and that he's got a lot of explaining to do. So of course, he spots his girlfriend and walks away.

The day ends, and I'm waiting in the senior parking lot. I figured on the way home I'd be able to talk to him about everything. As the buses are leaving, he comes to his car and tells me he's staying after.

I missed the bus. As he's walking into the school I started yelling at him, and started cursing at him, and called his girlfriend a dumb skank. He told me to go **** myself. I told him that if this is the way he wants to treat his best friend he can go find a new one, because I'm done with his ********.

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Interesting day, to say the least. Douchenozzle McDickFace is my driving partner and he drives most of the time. I get a text this morning from him saying "Sorry I forgot to mention this, but I had to get to school early, I guess you'll have to take the bus."

He texted me this at 6:45. The bus comes at 6:40.

So my mom had to drive me to school, which made her late for work.

So I finally see this ***** before 11th period and I tried to stay calm about the whole situation with Wildwood. He started telling me that it's my fault for not having a backup plan.

At this point I'm about ready to throw a punch, but I managed to control myself. I was gonna yell at him but I held back. All I did was explain to him how it's not fair to any of us, and that he's got a lot of explaining to do. So of course, he spots his girlfriend and walks away.

The day ends, and I'm waiting in the senior parking lot. I figured on the way home I'd be able to talk to him about everything. As the buses are leaving, he comes to his car and tells me he's staying after.

I missed the bus. As he's walking into the school I started yelling at him, and started cursing at him, and called his girlfriend a dumb skank. He told me to go **** myself. I told him that if this is the way he wants to treat his best friend he can go find a new one, because I'm done with his ********.
Are you guys all sitting together at the prom?

I remember being at assigned tables with a group of people we chose to sit with..or am I dating myself?

I was mean to my prom date...I'm sure that doesn't shock any of you!

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Interesting day, to say the least. Douchenozzle McDickFace is my driving partner and he drives most of the time. I get a text this morning from him saying "Sorry I forgot to mention this, but I had to get to school early, I guess you'll have to take the bus."

He texted me this at 6:45. The bus comes at 6:40.

So my mom had to drive me to school, which made her late for work.

So I finally see this ***** before 11th period and I tried to stay calm about the whole situation with Wildwood. He started telling me that it's my fault for not having a backup plan.

At this point I'm about ready to throw a punch, but I managed to control myself. I was gonna yell at him but I held back. All I did was explain to him how it's not fair to any of us, and that he's got a lot of explaining to do. So of course, he spots his girlfriend and walks away.

The day ends, and I'm waiting in the senior parking lot. I figured on the way home I'd be able to talk to him about everything. As the buses are leaving, he comes to his car and tells me he's staying after.

I missed the bus. As he's walking into the school I started yelling at him, and started cursing at him, and called his girlfriend a dumb skank. He told me to go **** myself. I told him that if this is the way he wants to treat his best friend he can go find a new one, because I'm done with his ********.
From an outsider's point of view he sounds like a selfish ******.

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Interesting day, to say the least. Douchenozzle McDickFace is my driving partner and he drives most of the time. I get a text this morning from him saying "Sorry I forgot to mention this, but I had to get to school early, I guess you'll have to take the bus."

He texted me this at 6:45. The bus comes at 6:40.

So my mom had to drive me to school, which made her late for work.

So I finally see this ***** before 11th period and I tried to stay calm about the whole situation with Wildwood. He started telling me that it's my fault for not having a backup plan.

At this point I'm about ready to throw a punch, but I managed to control myself. I was gonna yell at him but I held back. All I did was explain to him how it's not fair to any of us, and that he's got a lot of explaining to do. So of course, he spots his girlfriend and walks away.

The day ends, and I'm waiting in the senior parking lot. I figured on the way home I'd be able to talk to him about everything. As the buses are leaving, he comes to his car and tells me he's staying after.

I missed the bus. As he's walking into the school I started yelling at him, and started cursing at him, and called his girlfriend a dumb skank. He told me to go **** myself. I told him that if this is the way he wants to treat his best friend he can go find a new one, because I'm done with his ********.
you done good

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Are you guys all sitting together at the prom?

I remember being at assigned tables with a group of people we chose to sit with..or am I dating myself?

I was mean to my prom date...I'm sure that doesn't shock any of you!
We're supposed to sit at the same table, but we're trying to move.
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From an outsider's point of view he sounds like a selfish ******.
He is. He wasn't like this until he started dating this girl

I put up with his ******** for six months, and I've finally had enough.

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Definitely sounds like a selfish tool. Misplaced loyalties and priorities. Unreliable as hell, too.

I wouldn't want to be friends with a clown like that. Joke's on him anyway, the odds are heavily stacked against his relationship with his ugly skank gf working out past high school graduation.

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Interesting day, to say the least. Douchenozzle McDickFace is my driving partner and he drives most of the time. I get a text this morning from him saying "Sorry I forgot to mention this, but I had to get to school early, I guess you'll have to take the bus."

He texted me this at 6:45. The bus comes at 6:40.

So my mom had to drive me to school, which made her late for work.

So I finally see this ***** before 11th period and I tried to stay calm about the whole situation with Wildwood. He started telling me that it's my fault for not having a backup plan.

At this point I'm about ready to throw a punch, but I managed to control myself. I was gonna yell at him but I held back. All I did was explain to him how it's not fair to any of us, and that he's got a lot of explaining to do. So of course, he spots his girlfriend and walks away.

The day ends, and I'm waiting in the senior parking lot. I figured on the way home I'd be able to talk to him about everything. As the buses are leaving, he comes to his car and tells me he's staying after.

I missed the bus. As he's walking into the school I started yelling at him, and started cursing at him, and called his girlfriend a dumb skank. He told me to go **** myself. I told him that if this is the way he wants to treat his best friend he can go find a new one, because I'm done with his ********.
I'd take an empty jar, tape a piece of paper on it with the word "CONSIDERATION" and hand it to him and say "here ya go - I see you've been out of this for a while now. Hope it helps." and walk away without saying anything else.

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I'd take an empty jar, tape a piece of paper on it with the word "CONSIDERATION" and hand it to him and say "here ya go - I see you've been out of this for a while now. Hope it helps." and walk away without saying anything else.
Haha that's awesome!

This "Friend" sounds like a complete a-hole! I'd make his life really miserable at the prom as well...any time he's near you, just walk away or completely ignore him. It will drive him nuts.

And is it too late for the group that was going to the shore to try and find a place now?

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Interesting day, to say the least. Douchenozzle McDickFace is my driving partner and he drives most of the time. I get a text this morning from him saying "Sorry I forgot to mention this, but I had to get to school early, I guess you'll have to take the bus."

He texted me this at 6:45. The bus comes at 6:40.

So my mom had to drive me to school, which made her late for work.

So I finally see this ***** before 11th period and I tried to stay calm about the whole situation with Wildwood. He started telling me that it's my fault for not having a backup plan.

At this point I'm about ready to throw a punch, but I managed to control myself. I was gonna yell at him but I held back. All I did was explain to him how it's not fair to any of us, and that he's got a lot of explaining to do. So of course, he spots his girlfriend and walks away.

The day ends, and I'm waiting in the senior parking lot. I figured on the way home I'd be able to talk to him about everything. As the buses are leaving, he comes to his car and tells me he's staying after.

I missed the bus. As he's walking into the school I started yelling at him, and started cursing at him, and called his girlfriend a dumb skank. He told me to go **** myself. I told him that if this is the way he wants to treat his best friend he can go find a new one, because I'm done with his ********.
Dude, his girlfriend doesn't like you....It is as plain as day to me. She has poisoned your relationship with your friend.

I don't know what the hell I'm talking about but if I can fuel the fire I feel obliged

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