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05-11-2011, 02:47 PM
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Definitely sounds like a selfish tool. Misplaced loyalties and priorities. Unreliable as hell, too.

I wouldn't want to be friends with a clown like that. Joke's on him anyway, the odds are heavily stacked against his relationship with his ugly skank gf working out past high school graduation.
One of his brilliant quotes of douchebaggery from today: "You're just jealous that I found the girl I'm gonna marry." Yes, I'm sure an 18 and 16 are mature enough to realize a feeling that strong.
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I'd take an empty jar, tape a piece of paper on it with the word "CONSIDERATION" and hand it to him and say "here ya go - I see you've been out of this for a while now. Hope it helps." and walk away without saying anything else.
I should, although I'd be tempted to break it over his face.

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One of his brilliant quotes of douchebaggery from today: "You're just jealous that I found the girl I'm gonna marry." Yes, I'm sure an 18 and 16 are mature enough to realize a feeling that strong.
That's funny! If a guy is taken away from his friends by a girl you KNOW you're making a huge mistake (CJ cues husband)!

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I should, although I'd be tempted to break it over his face.
You need to play this cool...keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You need to KILL him with kindness..it'll piss him off to no end.

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Haha that's awesome!

This "Friend" sounds like a complete a-hole! I'd make his life really miserable at the prom as well...any time he's near you, just walk away or completely ignore him. It will drive him nuts.

And is it too late for the group that was going to the shore to try and find a place now?
It's probably too late, but I think we're gonna go down for the day on Saturday. Not ideal but it's better than nothing.
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Dude, his girlfriend doesn't like you....It is as plain as day to me. She has poisoned your relationship with your friend.

I don't know what the hell I'm talking about but if I can fuel the fire I feel obliged
Then she must dislike our whole group of friends because he's acted like this towards everyone. I'm just the first person to call him out on it.

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I would get his girlfriend drunk and....Then take pictures...but that is how I roll

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One of his brilliant quotes of douchebaggery from today: "You're just jealous that I found the girl I'm gonna marry." Yes, I'm sure an 18 and 16 are mature enough to realize a feeling that strong.
Ask him how your jealousy caused you to miss the bus twice today.

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I would get his girlfriend drunk and....Then take pictures...but that is how I roll
I wouldn't want pictures of that. Ugh.

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It's probably too late, but I think we're gonna go down for the day on Saturday. Not ideal but it's better than nothing.
I would at least call a few places and find out..doesn't hurt to try!

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So, wait, I'm guessing you were going down there for a couple of days, and he's stolen wherever you're staying, so now you're **** out of luck?

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Is njdlopz our new Harrison? Well it's not really girlfriend problems...so maybe not.

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Ask him how your jealousy caused you to miss the bus twice today.
He'd probably say something stupid, like "It's your fault for not asking me about it".

I don't know how I managed to deal with this for six months.

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I wouldn't want pictures of that. Ugh.
You can get her drunk and shave her eyebrows off before the prom....That would be good?

Or write on her forehead with permanent marker just days before the prom.

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So, wait, I'm guessing you were going down there for a couple of days, and he's stolen wherever you're staying, so now you're **** out of luck?
No, there was never a place at all, he said he was gonna get a place, and never did.

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That's funny! If a guy is taken away from his friends by a girl you KNOW you're making a huge mistake (CJ cues husband)!



You need to play this cool...keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You need to KILL him with kindness..it'll piss him off to no end.
UH HUH!! Take it from me! My ex basically cost me my friendship with my best friend at the time, and damaged my friendships with many more...if your girl cannot accept EVERYTHING that comes along with you, including your friends..DUMP THAT B*TCH!!!


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No, there was never a place at all, he said he was gonna get a place, and never did.
Well, then that plan won't work.

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05-11-2011, 03:02 PM
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UH HUH!! Take it from me! My ex "c**t" basically cost me my friendship with my best friend at the time, and damaged my friendships with many more...if your girl cannot accept EVERYTHING that comes along with you, including your friends..DUMP THAT B*TCH!!!
He's just so blind to everything that's not her. It's frustrating because he was a good kid before he started going out with this girl. I miss the real him, but things are so strained between us that even if he does go back to being who he was it may be too late.

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It's getting a bit overplayed at this point.
I deploy my ordinance on you. Winning. At least I'm not going on a dat ass tour.

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He's just so blind to everything that's not her. It's frustrating because he was a good kid before he started going out with this girl. I miss the real him, but things are so strained between us that even if he does go back to being who he was it may be too late.
She must have a large esophagus. Large esophagus’ make men delirious.

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Dude, his girlfriend doesn't like you....It is as plain as day to me. She has poisoned your relationship with your friend.

I don't know what the hell I'm talking about but if I can fuel the fire I feel obliged
Lol. While you are as usual trying to create trouble. This actually makes a lot of sense.

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One of his brilliant quotes of douchebaggery from today: "You're just jealous that I found the girl I'm gonna marry." Yes, I'm sure an 18 and 16 are mature enough to realize a feeling that strong.
Oh boy, he really has no idea, does he? They might make it a few years into college, but that's probably it. More likely, one of them victimises the other with the turkey dump.

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Is njdlopz our new Harrison? Well it's not really girlfriend problems...so maybe not.
I thought Pgx was the new Harrison?

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if your girl cannot accept EVERYTHING that comes along with you, including your friends..DUMP THAT B*TCH!!!
Definitely. This is another reason I know my girl is a keeper. She actually likes my degenerate friends, and insisted I go up to Ithaca to see them this past weekend.

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He's just so blind to everything that's not her. It's frustrating because he was a good kid before he started going out with this girl. I miss the real him, but things are so strained between us that even if he does go back to being who he was it may be too late.
It's never too late. He's putting the ***** on a pedestal right now but he'll come around. Don't let it go to ****.

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She must have a large esophagus. Large esophagus’ make men delirious.
Jim, you are my favorite poster.

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