I'm glad you guys won. I was rooting against you guys until game 6, because I wanted an extended series (selfish reason I know). Changed sides because the Sharks started overlapping a bit with the Canucks from a few weeks ago, and a loss here would mean plenty of slit wrists and floating corpses in the river.
That's far enough, Shark fans. Deep inside you know it. Your perpetual playoff gaffes is what has lead to your endearing sense of humility and self loathing. Would fans of a winning team make hilarious gifs and entertain the boards with dolorous bon mots? I think not. They'd be off partying, drunk with success, enjoying the spoils of their happy lives.
It's really best for everyone if your little Stanley Cup run ends here. You'll be happier this way. Let US bear the heavy burden of expectations in the Stanley Cup final. For our Pacific Rim brothers, it is the least we can do.