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07-13-2011, 12:53 AM
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That sucks that sex is only mediocre 90% of the time. You guys should go through half a bottle of Jack Daniels and you'll end up goin' at it like it was your first time- except it'll last a LOT longer.
Here's the flaw in your plan:


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Ha. Doesn't apply to me oddly. Heard some awesome tales of whiskey **** from my friends.. But if you load me up with whiskey or tequila I become Austin Powers. Beer and/or gin are my boner killers.

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That sucks that sex is only mediocre 90% of the time. You guys should go through half a bottle of Jack Daniels and you'll end up goin' at it like it was your first time- except it'll last a LOT longer.
every hear of the term "whiskey dick"? it's not a good thing. In most cases knocking back a bottle of Jack does nothing for you. Well nothing good in that regard anyway.

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At this point in my life, two things happen when I drink:
1. Don't know when to stop -- get fall down, black out drunk.
2. Get bored with the whole bit and get sleepy.

Neither are all that conducive for planning on having sex that night.

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If the last ten or fifteen posts are teaching me anything, it's going to be a depressing future with kids and when drinking leads to ****** sex.

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"Whiskey Dick" is a rather complicated thing. If you drink too much, you will have that sort of problem, however, if you can get to just the right point without going too far, it's fantastic. It's pretty much the same thing as the "Ballmer Peak" from XKCD:


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Anybody else watching the USA-France soccer game? I really wish they were playing Sweden, I've heard nothing but good things about that team :-D.
Oh well, I have no problem getting behind Hope Solo. (Take that whatever way you want)

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I'm watching the game.

Nice goal by USA.

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After hearing the interview with Hope, she seems to have a bad girl side. This only increases my crush/lust/intrigue. Must. Have. Hope.

Now to watch Sweden (v Japan).

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Am I missing something with her? She's got a masculine body and decent face, not that I'm anything special to look at, but why is every man fawning over her?

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Anybody else watching the USA-France soccer game? I really wish they were playing Sweden, I've heard nothing but good things about that team :-D.
Oh well, I have no problem getting behind Hope Solo. (Take that whatever way you want)
That works for me.

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Am I missing something with her? She's got a masculine body and decent face, not that I'm anything special to look at, but why is every man fawning over her?
Just not your preference. I, personally, don't think she has a masculine body, and has a pretty face. Really, her eyes do it for me.


That's masculine? Is she the best looking gal in the world? Nah. There's just some swagger that she has about her that's attractive. Not to mention she's proven she definitely knows how to handle balls.

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07-13-2011, 01:52 PM
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Yeah the big shoulders and traps, small chest, big arms (for a woman)...just doesn't do much for me. Like a dude in a wig and makeup.


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07-13-2011, 01:57 PM
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Eh, to each their own. I just see it as her being physically fit. Her shoulders are a bit broad for a female, I don't let that detract me from thinking someone is attractive. I try not to be super picky, this is not to say I don't have standards. lol

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Am I missing something with her? She's got a masculine body and decent face, not that I'm anything special to look at, but why is every man fawning over her?
Dunno... she's sort of triangular shaped and her proportions are a bit whack.

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07-13-2011, 02:13 PM
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Dunno... she's sort of triangular shaped and her proportions are a bit whack.
I can see that. The more I've thought about it the more I can track down why I'm attracted to her. Her body shape reminds me of a gymnast's. Gymasts are fun.

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07-13-2011, 02:14 PM
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I can see that. The more I've thought about it the more I can track down why I'm attracted to her. Her body shape reminds me of a gymnast's. Gymasts are fun.
Gymnasts do it for you, huh?

My favorite type are ballet dancers... Except for their feet. Their feet wig me out.

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07-13-2011, 02:16 PM
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I do not feel that saying gymnasts do it for me is a bad thing I've never actually met a ballet dancer.

On a side note: I just learned one of the gals I went to high school with, who is/was a gymnast, will be on the Minnesota Valkyrie. She will be wearing #8.


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07-13-2011, 02:20 PM
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Not really feeling the athletic chicks at all. Maybe the runners but that's about it. I like the curvy, tight bodies and usually women in sports don't have that. Guess I just like the soft, delicate, feminine type.

EDIT: Just saw that picture you posted with the pink top, Buddy. To me, that is a spitting image of Debra Morgan from Dexter.

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07-13-2011, 02:27 PM
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Not really feeling the athletic chicks at all. Maybe the runners but that's about it. I like the curvy, tight bodies and usually women in sports don't have that. Guess I just like the soft, delicate, feminine type.

EDIT: Just saw that picture you posted with the pink top, Buddy. To me, that is a spitting image of Debra Morgan from Dexter.
That's not a bad group to go after. It's not that I dislike that group of women or anything, I just also have a soft spot for athletic gals. Is the spitting image a good thing or a bad thing?

I wonder if the gals you are attracted to is correlated to the types of gals you hung out with growing up, mostly in high school.

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07-13-2011, 02:31 PM
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I dunno, I never hung out with girls in high school. I'd probably put about as much stock in that as I would that you end up dating a girl like your mom.

There was never much rhyme or reason to the girls I dated...blondes, brunettes, redheads, skinnier, curvier, tattoos, none, etc.

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Not really feeling the athletic chicks at all. Maybe the runners but that's about it. I like the curvy, tight bodies and usually women in sports don't have that. Guess I just like the soft, delicate, feminine type.

EDIT: Just saw that picture you posted with the pink top, Buddy. To me, that is a spitting image of Debra Morgan from Dexter.
Runners? Are you friggin kidding? They're the proto type of athletic women that don't get perky because of too much muscle training from too young. I hope I'm not coming wrong here, I mean each on their own, but masculine chicks do it far better for me than slim planks.



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