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06-09-2011, 08:57 AM
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Tanner Glass

I specifically watched Glass when he was on the ice... The guy has ABSOLUTELY NO ****ING GOD DAMN IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING OUT THERE, nevermind the fact that he doesn't hit like he's supposed to.

I could play better than glass if I was given the same minutes as him... oh my god.

Do yourselves a favor, if Glass is on the ice next game, just watch him and him only, its beyond pathetic.

Edit: I could down a two-six of jack daniels, throw up, then go out on the ice and play better than tanner glass.

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06-09-2011, 09:10 AM
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Yep. He is absolutely useless out there.

AV is an idiot for even putting him in games.

AV's Logic: OH NO Ben Eager crushed the Sedins... I'll bring out Glass so that he can bring "toughness"

Av's Logic: Oh No its the big bad bruins, I'll bring out Glass to skate around like a chicken and pretend his tough.

Glass does not belong in the Stanley cup finals.

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06-09-2011, 10:41 AM
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3 turnovers in his first 4 shifts.....

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A Glass shift:

"Bruins in their end. I'm going to skate in and throw a weak, pointless check after he makes the pass. Oh ****, now I have to skate 200 feet back so my line can be pinned in their own zone the entire shift. Got the puck!!! Oh ****. ****. ****. I better give it away, but I'll make it look like I was trying to clear the zone. Option B: Ice it!. Oh look, my time to get off!"

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What it reminds me of at times...is that kid in minor league hockey who sort of follows the puck and the play around...but isn't a strong enough skater and never ever really gets there in time to join the play. just kinda always chasing the play around...never in control of what is happening, dictating the play. just following it.

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I think there is no legitimate 4th line NHL LW on our roster right now, unfortunately. Glass and Tambellini bring nothing to the table, even though both guys had played well at certain points earlier this year.

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The way he's been playing, you might as well play Volpatti. At least he hits stuff lol

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I think there is no legitimate 4th line NHL LW on our roster right now, unfortunately. Glass and Tambellini bring nothing to the table, even though both guys had played well at certain points earlier this year.


Sedin Sedin Lapierre
Raymond Kesler Burrows
Torres Malhotra Hansen
Higgins Hodgson Oreskovich

Roll four lines.

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Sedin Sedin Lapierre
Raymond Kesler Burrows
Torres Malhotra Hansen
Higgins Hodgson Oreskovich

Roll four lines.
ESPN?

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ESPN?
Sorry? What do you mean?

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ESPN?
you may notice the sedins are on the same line.

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06-09-2011, 06:58 PM
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He sucks. There's no way he should suit up again. Absolutely no way in hell.


Given that Oreskovich has upped his game, that last 12th spot should be prioritized as:


1. Do we need a #7 defenseman
2. Tambi
3. CoHo (2 and 3 are close).

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And a distant:

4. Bolduc
5. Volpatti (he is a better skater than Glass)
6. Glass

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It aggrievates me when Coach V continues to use size over skill at forward, and size over puck movement on defense when we are having issues scoring. I'm worried that when guys like Hodgson, Shirokov, Schroeder, Rodin, etc are ready and could contribute some offense in the bottom six that they will be overlooked in favor of talentless grinders.

Gillis wants to build a team Like Detroit, but it seems AV still is relunctant to totally conform to Gillis vision. Either Gillis has to find some gritty players with talent (which isn't easy), or AV needs to adapt some more and value skill more than grit in the bottom six.

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You would not be able to play as well as Tanner Glass. Sorry.

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06-09-2011, 09:06 PM
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I actually thought Glass was more effective last night than he has been for most of the playoffs. Unfortunately that doesn't say very much. Tambellini is a much better option.

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Sedin Sedin Lapierre
Raymond Kesler Burrows
Torres Malhotra Hansen
Higgins Hodgson Oreskovich

Roll four lines.
I like these lines. Would love to see Coach V try this. We definitely need a change....

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lol Glass looked like a minor leaguer (which is where he belongs).... He is small and weak and have 0 hands and can't break out worth sh_t... i can't really think of anything he brings...

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My friend's sister is dating Glass's brother. They've been together for six months and they still haven't slept together.

I guess not scoring is genetic.

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You would not be able to play as well as Tanner Glass. Sorry.
I didn't say as well, I said better, and I say that with confidence.

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Just here to voice my opinions on the hockey player Tanner Glass. He makes me want to puke just thinking of him attempting to play hockey.

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Tanner glass just ****ing Lafayette'd it.

Holy crap is that lineup choice haunting us already. Any other bottom 6 player gets a shot away.

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The entire team is trying their hardest, Luongo has made a couple of goal saving stops, and here comes Glass. I have a feeling even if he got the shot off the ice, Thomas would've robbed him with the stick.

These types of missed opportunities seem to come back and bite you more often than not.

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If only Tamby had been there.

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Wow Tanner how do you mess that up. What a pass by Tanev.

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Tanner glass just ****ing Lafayette'd it.

Holy crap is that lineup choice haunting us already. Any other bottom 6 player gets a shot away.
But would just any bottom 6 player have the foresight to tire the Bruins out by constantly turning the puck over in his own end for the 2 minutes prior like Glass did?

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