Watching hockey with your mother is the worst thing ever. Every three seconds it's "OH MY GOD!!!", "HOLY ****!!!", "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!", "Hey, hey, HEY, LISTEN TO ME." "Look, Zdeno Churo just made a hit."
I'm going to start watching hockey in private.
Earlier in the playoffs my mom walked by the tv as the camera was focused on Henrik Sedin's face and asked if it was Mikko Koivu