I know this'll make Baby Jesus cry, but after reading this thread I can't help thinking that Schremp44 = http://www.pwned.nl/
Don't worry, I'm going to be first in line at the confessional next sunday.
Sorry to hear about your condition. I have heard about some players with BIG egos being a cancer, but I didn't know that they could actually cause the condition in one of their biggest fans. Have fun with your tiddley winks and we'll look forward to your next inspired post, after your re-instatement.