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07-29-2004, 02:40 PM
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OT: A little Joke

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A couple was invited to a masked Halloween costume
> >party. The day of the party, the wife got a terrible headache and
> >told her husband to go ahead alone. He, being a devoted husband,
> >protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
> >and go to bed...there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by
> >staying home with her. So he slipped into his Batman costume and away
> >he went.
> >
> >The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
> >pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
> >Inasmuch as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
> >thought she would have some fun watching her husband to see how he
> >acted when she was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume.
> >
> >Once there, she spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance
> >floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little
> >feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being
> >a rather seductive babe herself, her husband left his partner high
> >and dry to devote his time to her.
> >
> >She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
> >husband. After some more to drink he finally whispered a little
> >proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
> >cars and had a quickie in the back seat.
> >
> >Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home,
> >put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> >explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
> >
> >She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
> >time he had.
> >
> >"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
> >you're not there."
> >
> >Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
> >
> >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
> >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
> >the spare room and played poker all evening."
> >
> >"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume
> >playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
> >
> >To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your
> >Dad. Apparently, he had a whale of a time...he told me he got lucky
> >with some hottie in a Goldilocks outfit".

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That's an oldie

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That's an oldie

But goodie. Besides, it's new to me.

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I actually never heard it before.

The first dirty joke I ever heard {I dont think i can repeat it} was in elementary school.

It involved a boy and his birthday and a teacher. I'll never forget my mom's face when i got the punch line:

The teacher yelled "That wasn't my belly button". The boy answered back "That wasn't my finger".

Ahh memories. I think that's when it all started to go downhill. Now look at me....... so bad....

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Ahh memories. I think that's when it all started to go downhill. Now look at me....... so bad....
yep, the hair went wild and the eyes bulging out .... :lol

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Yeah and that hand up my @$$....whew, that was an experience!

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Originally Posted by Edge
I actually never heard it before.

The first dirty joke I ever heard {I dont think i can repeat it} was in elementary school.

It involved a boy and his birthday and a teacher. I'll never forget my mom's face when i got the punch line:

The teacher yelled "That wasn't my belly button". The boy answered back "That wasn't my finger".

Ahh memories. I think that's when it all started to go downhill. Now look at me....... so bad....
Yes I remember. The kid said something like he can't go to sleep if he doesn't put his finger in her belly button.

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Really? I thought it was his birthday....

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