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07-10-2011, 03:21 PM
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Cruising through the Santa thread... This is the best use of the In Bruges gif ever. Schenn tries to follow up comedy gold with this headshaker:

http://hfboards.com/showpost.php?p=2...6&postcount=29

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I don't blame this guy one bit.

Breaking an animal's leg for a joke????? I'd probably punch the creep out too.

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07-10-2011, 03:56 PM
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The concept of a "worst Schenn post" is like dividing by zero.
no the concept of a " leafs suck post" is like dividing by zero

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funniest post of all time goes to:

that one thread where the guy posted up a picture of a guy performing autofellatio on himself(aka sucking your own d*ck) and titled the thread "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit"

and one of the very first posts was "You went too far"

(too lazy to search up thread)

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07-11-2011, 01:25 AM
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There was an amazing post on the Canucks board (that was re-posted on the Trade board and I'm pretty sure got deleted from both) where some numbskull detailed the changes he would make to the lineup in the most absurd way possible, and maxed out the number of emoticons usable in a post.
Was that the one where the guy said Vancouver should sign 30 different free agents and then made another post agreeing with it?

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07-11-2011, 01:31 AM
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Was that the one where the guy said Vancouver should sign 30 different free agents and then made another post agreeing with it?
lol I remember that post/thread. I hope somebody links it

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07-11-2011, 06:59 AM
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sup ixcuincle
This is the best post of this year, to date.

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As I sit in bed reading this thread from yellowstone national park, it warms my heart to even be in the discussion.

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07-11-2011, 09:33 AM
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NOTHING beats the Domino City saga.

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07-11-2011, 01:05 PM
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This thread is the first time I've actually seen Post 95. Awesome!

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07-11-2011, 01:38 PM
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All I know is it came long before 2007.

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07-11-2011, 02:31 PM
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Nothing in the Lounge will ever compare to the Den.

Man I miss some of those times.

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07-11-2011, 05:48 PM
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The Canes GDT thread where the Rangers were was listed as Rozsival+Dubinsky+2nd was pretty funny.

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07-11-2011, 07:13 PM
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I just read all these nominations and they suck. Nothing comes close to the Domino City Saga.

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07-11-2011, 07:15 PM
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STEVE HOLT's post did

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07-11-2011, 07:44 PM
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I always loved Papa Bear's Lounge threads:

Ex:

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=105940

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Friend is really ANNOYING the hell out of me in my class
he seems really really stupid. hes always asking me to hang out and follows me everywhere I go on campus. Its almost like she thinks we have to be together holding hands or something - eww. he goes for a smoke, she wont go without me, since I dont smoke. She always wants to hang out during breaks and walk around. Last week she asked me if I could help him with these assignments for print class since she missed a whole week from the flu. So I was nice and said ok. I spent 2 hours, yes 2 hours on my break helping him catch up. It was also on a friday and sunny out.

So, last friday, I was done my work before him and everyone was dismissed when done. I was about to leave, then she goes "you arent going to abandon me now are you?" WTF is that??????????? Abandon him? GOD! So I waited for him, 10mins or so. its almost like she needs me to hold his hand everywhere we go.
Today during print class again (she doesnt seem to be grasping onto this class) and I understand, I dont make fun of him. But we were given our assignments at the beginning of our class and again free to go when done. Now since this assignment wasnt due till next week, if I got done today then I would have a spare and let off early for thurs next class.

So anyhow, she was completely stumped while everyone working away. he keeps tapping me on the shoulder every second and I cant even focus on my work and doing my best on it. he thinks Im going to do hers and its like im doing the assignment twice pretty much. So shes really getting on my nerves. he doesnt know anything like not even how to delete stuff or barely knows how to type. I dont mind helping her, but cmon...I pay all this money in tuition to learn and try my best getting my the best grades, i can only spend so much time with him helping him when I have work to do myself. So I dont know what to do. hes going to keep asking me to help her and follow me everywhere. I need a break from her, I see far too much of her. Today I told her, Im going to head off campus during the long 2 hour break between classes and shes like "well see" WTF is that? Why is he trying to control me? hes really pissing me off. I dont want this to be a big issue, but has he ever heard of independancy? When she wants to go somewhere and I dont she keeps buggin me. Cmon lets go here. Im a very nice sincere person and I dont want to hurt her feelings or anything.
and the subsequent replies were equally good.

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07-11-2011, 09:36 PM
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I don't blame this guy one bit.

Breaking an animal's leg for a joke????? I'd probably punch the creep out too.
HNJB later admitted he made up the story to make himself sound tough.

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07-11-2011, 11:26 PM
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07-11-2011, 11:37 PM
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http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=164874

For those that missed out on Domino City. It isn't quite as good when you read it all back to back like that...You need to understand that these were all seperate posts, and it was basically the start of the whole "other side of the story" posts that we often see now.

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07-15-2011, 01:06 AM
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I'll make the poll tomorrow.

But first, my true favorite (not sure if it's been mentioned):

http://hfboards.com/showpost.php?p=2387682&postcount=9

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07-15-2011, 01:12 AM
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oh man the jumbo fake jersey thread brings back great memories. We just dont have threads like that anymore. Those were the glory days. RIP legend.







FREEEEEEEEEEEE JUMBBBBBBBBBBBO

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07-15-2011, 01:26 AM
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I don't know if "canon" or "assclowns" have been mentioned yet, but I'd like to nominate them.

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