News Article: Badly translated Russian Kovalchuk interview

[Scottyk9]

http://translate.google.ru/translate...473686&act=url

5. Which vices do you feel the greatest indulgence?
- I am willing to forgive almost anything. Except treason

YOU HEAR THAT ZACH !

- Earn 82 points next season - will be happy with?
- I am the most important thing that the "New Jersey" usually won.

I am training? That season started badly for you.
- Problems have arisen not because of it - Ilya frowns, remembering in what turned out to be rough and tumble "New Jersey" because of coach John MacLean. - I somehow felt fine. Already six years engaged with Alexander, always dial good shape.

[DatBoyJPP]

I laughed

[Devils731]

I enjoyed the talk of the absurd

- Now the NHL testing new rules. What would you propose?

- Make a rule forwarding, as in Europe. The puck flew over the gate - not necessarily the players for it to run. Immediately the whistle. And then we obtain the absurd injury.

[Jossipov]

- Problems have arisen not because of it - Ilya frowns, remembering in what turned out to be rough and tumble "New Jersey" because of coach John MacLean. - I somehow felt fine. Already six years engaged with Alexander, always dial good shape.

3. Your chief characteristic?

- Calm. Maybe before I felt anger. But we must be able to reincarnate.

6. What is your favorite literary character?

- Sherlock Holmes. Why? From his childhood love.

[JerryGigantic]

I found the whole Kovy article and interview hilariously babelfishy, but it ended on a profound note.

12. What do you say when the death will meet with the Almighty?
"Thank you very much for everything that happened."

[Jossipov]

LOL, ya it reminded me of reading the subtitles on a bootleg DVD from Turkey

[KovalchukR8]

Lol what's the weirdest thing a fan asked? Can you sign here. and she pointed at her chest where her bra is that made me laugh

[MartyOwns]

kovalchuk laughs at ittie bitties?

[CerebralGenesis]

lol wtf this is pretty funny. How can you not love that face?

[Saugus]

Originally Posted by Devils731

I enjoyed the talk of the absurd

I read that several times, and I think he's talking about no-touch icing. But I'm really not sure.

[VaxjoDevil]

"Whistle on Zhirkov - the last thing!"

I gotta read this.

[KovalchukFistPump]

- What are you looking for the TV?
- The program "Time". And the entertainment shows - "Comedy Club", "ProjectorParisHilton."


Oh dear God.

[Colin226]

"But if the forward yield much playing time as me, then the point for the match, he must gain."

I KNEW Kovalchuk was a Jedi

[JerseyGuy276]

"He led the 'New Jersey'.."

[åboriginal]

its times like this that we really could use a russian fan. i think we might be the only board to not have one skurking around in the shadows, listening to our every word and taking down names for the kgb. sigh.

[Baggy Spandex]

"Sons are drawn to hockey. They know what dad is. Show the finger at me if they see on TV."

Jim would just love his sons

[RMBoner Stabone]

The "treason" he refers to is that of the dissent that the Lou has crushed in the locker room.

[RMBoner Stabone]

The treason he refers to is the dissent that the Lou crushed in the locker room.

Great Success for my peoples, G-D give you only boys and wear black socks to make them.

[ILikeItVeryMuch]

Ilya is king of hockey rink, to be king of your kitchen use Crestfield Wax Paper

[AfroThunder396]

It should be more respect for each other. Last season, many players broke! Especially all got hits to the head. Do not call cuddle with a rival. Let's just follow the rules.

[Jersey Man]

I do not need a tatto

[VaxjoDevil]

Suitable low girl with strong legs, "Guys, can raise the bar?"

[MartyOwns]

this may be the greatest article of all time, and is full of meme potential.

Vasilych what I have time? - Ilya screams.

[NJDevilsZG]

Originally Posted by Saugus

I read that several times, and I think he's talking about no-touch icing. But I'm really not sure.

Your decripting power is outstanding. My russian knowledge is modest, but I had to read original text to understand the whole interview.
On the other hand, some quotes from google-translator are pure gold

[Saugus]

Originally Posted by VaxjoDevil

Suitable low girl with strong legs, "Guys, can raise the bar?"

I found this ridiculous as well. No idea what that means.

MO is right, we should get some memes out of this.