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Lady Advice 17: Disregard Currency, Acquire Females

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Lady Advice 17: Disregard Currency, Acquire Females

Figured we need a new one.

Lady Advice 9: Lady problems with Olympic proportions ‎
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=737412

Lady Advice 8: Same old problems, brand new year
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=718672

Lady Advice 7: Move over H1N1, we have a REAL problem here!
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=699230

Lady Advice 6: Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=667425

Lady Advice 5: Yeah... we've got women issues
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=626703

Lady Advice #4: Yeah.. we've got women issues
Thread deleted. (Geeze...I go away for one thread and look what happens )

Lady advice #3: The Trilogy
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=584157

Lady advice #2: The saga continues
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=573790

Lady Advice #1
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=553809

(I still need the links for LA 10-now)


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It'd be a short book. It really boils down to just a few things I keep repeating:

1) Have self-respect, don't be a pushover, don't let yourself be mistreated. If you don't like yourself, forget girls for a while and go work on some things. And no girl's worth it if she makes you feel like crap.

2) Have enough respect for her to take no for an answer. Trying again later is better than being pushy/clingy/desperate; persistence can change a girl's mind, but only when it's spread out. But there's nothing you can do to "make" someone fall in love with you 100% of the time, you can only maximize your chances.

3) Don't put anyone on a pedestal. If you haven't dated her, you probably don't know her as well as you think. She may be cool, but there's other cool women out there. You didn't somehow find the only Helen of Troy without anyone else noticing. Why commit to one girl before you're even in a relationship? Don't let your life revolve around someone you're not even dating yet.

4) Be honest/direct whenever possible. If you're deep in the friends zone, it's your own damn fault for not having been open and honest with her about your intentions from the start. Hinting or half-assing it is a recipe for failure. If you show up, show up to play, don't keep one foot on the sidelines.

5) The friends zone is not hopeless, I've gotten out of it before. But doing nothing won't "save the friendship," it'll just grind you down until you can't take it anymore and you have to make a move for your own sanity. There's nothing noble about pining away hopelessly for someone. It's more noble to try even if you fail. Make your play, live with the results either way. Often you can save the friendship after rejection by taking a break from each other anyway.

6) Don't be afraid of rejection. Can't score goals if you won't take a hit. Any guy who gets 10 times as many women as you has probably gotten rejected 20 times as often.

7) "Maybe" = "No" until further notice. Treat them as such.

So there's my book ... how much do I get paid?

8) Someone who could potentially be "The One" will make sense both to your heart AND your head. Not just one or the other. No matter how crazy about someone you are, if they're not good to/for you, move on.

Okay, new rule:

9) **** Facebook. Texting is only marginally better, but still sucks.
And remember the golden rule guys. If you're ever having trouble making a decision regarding that special lady in your life...


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Lady Advice 17: Been legal for a whole year in Canada

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You can't acquire females without any currency. Silly kids.

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We need to make a list!

Best places to meet women!

I vote Chapters! It's very convenient because you can take her for Starbucks which is usually in the same building.

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You can't acquire females without any currency. Silly kids.
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.

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First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
But that equation can also be Power = Money = Women

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First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
Power and the money, money and the power
Women after women, hour after hour

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First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.

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I did not realize he was quoting The Simpsons.
Foolish on my part... D'oh!

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I did not realize he was quoting The Simpsons.
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In all fairness, he was probably quoting Scarface, which itself is parodied by The Simpsons, only Homer says "first you get the sugar, then you get the women, then you get the power."

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hahaha I thought Chuppa was referencing me being killed.

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If someone could find me the links to all the old threads and whatever else used to be included in the OP I would be happy to edit them in.
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So does anyone actually have any female problems?

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hahaha I thought Chuppa was referencing me being killed.

Oh boy
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I just realize now that probably wasn't the best picture to use to show that he was referencing Scarface.

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But that equation can also be Power = Money = Women

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Based on the first sentence, it should be Time plus Money, not Time multiplied to money. If that is the case, as it should be, then the equation only works if Money=2.

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