It's time to brush off some of my old favorites such as reading a magazine upside down in the waiting room, talking to an empty chair, telling the girl behind the counter she's pretty before putting on my glasses, screaming like a school girl and hiding behind a decorative plant, rubbing my eyes and tossing a large white marble onto the floor and shouting, "Aw,man. It happened again!!", wearing sunglasses and singing "Isn't She Lovely" and, finally, arguing with the TV in the waiting room.
They love me there.
I'm also thinking about walking out of the office and to my truck using one of those folding canes and seeing if anyone will try to stop me.
Whenever I go to the dentist/doctor I like to pretend to read the terrible magazines they supply, eye down everyone in the waiting room and give them a back story.
You know what the worst part of having 2 #1 defensemen? You get twice as many ****** trade proposals on HF.
So Can we claim Kevin as a Mod yet for the Preds boards?
Which is no offense to the other mods since they can do it with an iPhone and a hand tied behind their back but damnit we are the Preds boards we need a purple mod. Why should Detroit have all the purple mods????
You know what the worst part of having 2 #1 defensemen? You get twice as many ****** trade proposals on HF.
So Can we claim Kevin as a Mod yet for the Preds boards?
Which is no offense to the other mods since they can do it with an iPhone and a hand tied behind their back but damnit we are the Preds boards we need a purple mod. Why should Detroit have all the purple mods????
I am doing it with an iPhone and limited use of my left index finger which I inadvertantly dug into with a carrot peeler while cooking the other night...
Kevin is more than welcome to join our team at any time...
Refs get so mad if you try to hand them lenscrafters coupons after a game.
I never tried that. I have tried to give them my glasses a few times. One ref bent over laughing for a few seconds after I tapped on the glass to get his attention.
We do have a guy in Milwaukee that sometimes wears a ref's shirt (with the name Bonehead on the back) and carries a white cane around. If you speak to him, he doesn't look at you, he turns 90 degrees away.
I never tried that. I have tried to give them my glasses a few times. One ref bent over laughing for a few seconds after I tapped on the glass to get his attention.
We do have a guy in Milwaukee that sometimes wears a ref's shirt (with the name Bonehead on the back) and carries a white cane around. If you speak to him, he doesn't look at you, he turns 90 degrees away.
If my travel plans work out I just might catch a game in Milwaukee before I go. Depends on if/when I visit family in Chicago.
