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09-28-2011, 03:25 PM
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Simmonds a song, you're the banana man!

They arrested the banana tosser:

http://news.yahoo.com/man-charged-ba...172152347.html

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Simmonds A Song Tonight!

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this is a duplicate thread but should be preserved due to the title

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Banana Man (apologies to Billy Joel)

Well it's overtime, a shootout, pre-season game,
The regular lines aren't in;
Lavy checks over his shot card--
and then the real fun begins.

He says "Sims, can you score?"
"Coach, are you kidding me?" Wayne says with a coy little grin.
It's been me who the Flyers fans came to see,
I'm sure I can get it in.

And the London crowd sounds like a metaphor
for a circus and riot combined.
Then one schmuck in the stands
takes matters in his hand,
and lets perfectly good produce descend.

La, dee dah dee dah dah.
La, dee dah, de dum.

{CHORUS}
Simmonds you're strong, screw the banana man!
He's just lookin' for a fight.
For if we catch him in attendance at the Fargo,
He won't have a pleasant night.


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09-28-2011, 03:45 PM
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Well it's overtime, pre-season game,
The regular lines aren't in;
Lavy checks over his shot card--
and then the real fun begins.

He says "Sims, can you score?"
"Are you kidding me." Wayne says with a coy little grin.
It's been me who the Flyer fans came to see,
I'm sure I can get it in.

And the London crowd sounds like a metaphor
for a circus and riot combined.
Then one schmuck in the stands
takes matters in his hand.

La, dee dah dee dah dah.
La, dee dah, de dum.

Simmonds your strong, screw the banana man!
He's just lookin' for a fight.
For if we catch in attendance at the Fargo,
He won't have a pleasant night.
i ****ing love you

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Well it's overtime, pre-season game,
The regular lines aren't in;
Lavy checks over his shot card--
and then the real fun begins.

He says "Sims, can you score?"
"Coach, are you kidding me?" Wayne says with a coy little grin.
It's been me who the Flyer fans came to see,
I'm sure I can get it in.

And the London crowd sounds like a metaphor
for a circus and riot combined.
Then one schmuck in the stands
takes matters in his hand.

La, dee dah dee dah dah.
La, dee dah, de dum.

Simmonds your strong, screw the banana man!
He's just lookin' for a fight.
For if we catch in attendance at the Fargo,
He won't have a pleasant night.
Wow haha

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Well it's overtime, a shootout, pre-season game,
The regular lines aren't in;
Lavy checks over his shot card--
and then the real fun begins.

He says "Sims, can you score?"
"Coach, are you kidding me?" Wayne says with a coy little grin.
It's been me who the Flyers fans came to see,
I'm sure I can get it in.

And the London crowd sounds like a metaphor
for a circus and riot combined.
Then one schmuck in the stands
takes matters in his hand,
and lets perfectly good produce descend.

La, dee dah dee dah dah.
La, dee dah, de dum.

{CHORUS}
Simmonds you're strong, screw the banana man!
He's just lookin' for a fight.
For if we catch him in attendance at the Fargo,
He won't have a pleasant night.

The opening act for this song will be Louis Prima's "Please no squeeza da banana."


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Nice work here.

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don't know why i got reminded about this music video


would it be in bad taste to photoshop a gif with Avery's face on the midget that got run over and Simmonds' face on the guy in the monkey suit who was driving the car?

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You're kidding, right?

Bad idea.


would it be in bad taste to photoshop a gif with Avery's face on the midget that got run over and Simmonds' face on the guy in the monkey suit who was driving the car?

"Midget" is offensive by the way. "Little person" is the accepted term these days.

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song production

Hey guys,

Does anybody here play accordion (or can play keyboards to duplicate the sound)? My cousin and I are thinking of laying down some tracks to produce the "Banana Man" song.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.

I have a call into to Flyers Front Office to see if they want to feature it on Coatsey's Corner this season.

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Bad idea.


would it be in bad taste to photoshop a gif with Avery's face on the midget that got run over and Simmonds' face on the guy in the monkey suit who was driving the car?

"Midget" is offensive by the way. "Little person" is the accepted term these days.
Yeah. That would be the dumbest idea possible.


On the topic of this thread, I'm like 75% sure there's some sort of moderating I'm supposed to be doing with this, but I truly don't know what.

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Yeah. That would be the dumbest idea possible.


On the topic of this thread, I'm like 75% sure there's some sort of moderating I'm supposed to be doing with this, but I truly don't know what.
is there a means to moderating bananas?

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is there a means to moderating bananas?
I'm sure a few NHL arena owners are already pondering this question.

edit: Actually, I believe nature already has a way. I present to you the Banana Spider:



Just package every banana with one of those, and nobody will ever touch a banana again.

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On the topic of this thread, I'm like 75% sure there's some sort of moderating I'm supposed to be doing with this, but I truly don't know what.
stickying this on the main board

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I'm sure a few NHL arena owners are already pondering this question.

edit: Actually, I believe nature already has a way. I present to you the Banana Spider:



Just package every banana with one of those, and nobody will ever touch a banana again.
hahahaha holy moly. that'll do it

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Yeah. That would be the dumbest idea possible.


On the topic of this thread, I'm like 75% sure there's some sort of moderating I'm supposed to be doing with this, but I truly don't know what.
What's the other 25% think?

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I'm sure a few NHL arena owners are already pondering this question.

edit: Actually, I believe nature already has a way. I present to you the Banana Spider:



Just package every banana with one of those, and nobody will ever touch a banana again.
I despise you for posting that picture. This will be my last time in this thread

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Lawyer: Banana tosser at NHL game ‘mortified’

I call BS

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TORONTO (AP)—The lawyer for a man accused of throwing a banana at a black NHL player says his client deeply regrets what he did and had no idea his actions could be seen as racist.

Lawyer Faisal Joseph says Chris Moorhouse was caught up in the drama of a tense game featuring his favorite hockey team and threw the banana at the Philadelphia Flyers’ Wayne Simmonds(notes) in hopes of preventing the winning goal. The Detroit Red Wings won in a shootout.

The lawyer says Moorhouse is “mortified” and deeply remorseful. Moorhouse fears the reputation of his family and hometown have been clouded.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_yl...bananathrowing

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Well it's overtime, a shootout, pre-season game,
The regular lines aren't in;
Lavy checks over his shot card--
and then the real fun begins.

He says "Sims, can you score?"
"Coach, are you kidding me?" Wayne says with a coy little grin.
It's been me who the Flyers fans came to see,
I'm sure I can get it in.

And the London crowd sounds like a metaphor
for a circus and riot combined.
Then one schmuck in the stands
takes matters in his hand,
and lets perfectly good produce descend.

La, dee dah dee dah dah.
La, dee dah, de dum.

{CHORUS}
Simmonds you're strong, screw the banana man!
He's just lookin' for a fight.
For if we catch him in attendance at the Fargo,
He won't have a pleasant night.
Not bad.

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