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10-01-2011, 02:24 PM
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Reimer is nominated for the Vezina, but doesn't win.

Komisarek pulls a Bieska and is in everyone's good books by the end of the season.

Kulemin scores 44 goals.

Phaneuf only gets suspended once and learns to adapt his play afterwards.

Franson and Lombardi combine for more points than Lebda has scored in his career (72).
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10-01-2011, 03:13 PM
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Gardiner for Calder.
Tampa misses the playoffs.
Phoenix finishes 28th, but some other team wins draft lottery so they get bumped down to 4th in the draft. They draft Mikhail Grigorenko, who, faced with the prospect of playing for Phoenix, bolts to the KHL. Phoenix is moved to Quebec within 2 years.

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10-01-2011, 03:30 PM
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Kessel is put on Grabovski and Kulemins line while macarthur is suspended and they click. Grabovski wins the rocket richard and each member of the line hits 80 points at a minimum.

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10-01-2011, 03:33 PM
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Reimer never regains his level of play from last season and turns into Pogge/Gus 2.0. Gus fares no better and eventually Scrivens gets called up and plays exactly like Reimer did at the end of last season giving us Deja Vu and starting a perpetual cycle of goalies coming out of nowhere and being amazing and then eventually busting when the pressure is on the following season. Add Rynnas/Owuya repeat next year.

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10-01-2011, 03:33 PM
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Grabovski leads the team with 70+ points.

Kulemin gets a Selke nomination.

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10-01-2011, 03:37 PM
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I love this thread. I'm usually the one to call out people on extremely unlikely situations, but what the hey, this seems fun haha.

Grabovski to hit 70 points.
Kessel to hit 70+ points with 40+ goals.
Gardiner/Frattin get at least a nomination for ROY depending on who stays and who goes.
We trade for Hemsky (ORSP right? Let's play along with Eklund )
We make 6th in the East and are eliminated in the 2nd round by WSH in 7 games.

Let's hope I can act like a hero at the end of the season for at least 2 of these.

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10-01-2011, 04:08 PM
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Ron Wilson wakes up one day, realizes that defense matters and implements a new system whereby not only do the Leafs actually make the playoffs, but Kessel wins the Selke as best defensive forward.

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10-01-2011, 04:15 PM
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Connolly plays 82 games and leads the team in points.

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10-01-2011, 04:52 PM
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After 5 games, the Leafs will be leading the division in Point%, but after 25 games will be 4th in the division.

Kadri will score at a ppg pace for the first 10 games he plays with the Leafs this season whenever that is, but will cool down severely after that.

There will be 5 Leaf hattricks this season (We had 0 last year).

The Leafs will score 9 goals against the Jets in a game this year.

None of Lombardi, Connolly or Armstrong will miss at least month of games in a row due to injury.

Kessel never goes more than 5 games without a goal.

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10-01-2011, 04:55 PM
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Kessel scores 60 and wins the Hart.
Toronto dominates en route to winning the President's Trophy.
And we're promptly upset in a 4 game sweep by the Jets.

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10-01-2011, 05:08 PM
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One of the following will say something nice about Burke.

Mess, Hocketfanz, President Comancho, Disgruntled Observer or Faltorvo.

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10-01-2011, 05:10 PM
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One of the following will say something nice about Burke.

Mess, Hocketfanz, President Comancho, Disgruntled Observer or Faltorvo.*
* = in a parallel universe.

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10-01-2011, 05:21 PM
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I hope I'm wrong, but....

I predict Wilson is fired before Christmas. You should be able to figure out how I predict the Leafs' season to go.

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10-01-2011, 06:05 PM
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Leafs win the cup.

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10-01-2011, 06:08 PM
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Cbj makes playoffs, easy.

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10-01-2011, 06:23 PM
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Ovechkin Gets 100 Goals
Matt Duchene gets 100 points and leafs Avs back to playoffs
Cody Hodgson cracks the canucks line-up and wins RotY
After the leafs trade komiserek and one of our defensemen get injured, gardiner is put into the line up and gets 35 points in only 60 games
Mcarthur gets 35 points
!The return of the monster!
And Finally the craziest of them all. The leafs end up in 9th place losing out on 8th by one point to the Jets.

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10-01-2011, 07:32 PM
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Mats Sundin will return to be the #1 center for the Leafs, and he will divorce his wife and marry Garbs in a lavish ceremony at center ice at the ACC, with mooseOAK as best man and LeafsGuru as bridesmaid.

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10-01-2011, 07:51 PM
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Based on the game tonight, Leafs will draft in the top 5 (if we keep our pick).

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10-01-2011, 08:26 PM
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- Glenn Healy shuts the ****** up and makes me stop hating HNIC broadcasts

- Scheifele scores 30 in his rookie season

- Bobrovsky takes back the starting job in philly after bryzgalov gets injured

- Preds hands are forced due to the signings of suter and rinne to trade weber to the Devils for Parise and 2nd round pick

- Vancouver makes a trade with either Chicago or Boston

- The Leafs make another blockbuster trade this time aquiring Jordan Staal in exchange for Gunnarsson damigo rynnas and a 2013 3rd round pick.

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10-01-2011, 08:29 PM
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By the end of the year Shannahan suspends someone for 50+ games.

Ron Wilson wins the Jack Adams.

Leafs finish the season with the best PK after discovering that nobody can score if you dress 9 defensemen and put 4 on the ice at the same time for a PK.

Washington doesn't make the playoffs.

Edmonton wins the Stanley Cup.

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10-01-2011, 11:04 PM
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Leafs win the cup and then I wake up.


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10-02-2011, 12:11 AM
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Grapes leads the cause against fighting in the NHL.

Grabovski scores 38 goals and 52 assists.

Schenn leads our defence in points (with 51)

Kessel leads the Leafs in +/- with a +25 rating.

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10-02-2011, 05:54 AM
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Connolly plays a full season and propels Kessel into the 50 goal range.

Lombardi also plays most of the season winning the Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy

Leafs make the playoffs and win 2 rounds losing to Buffalo.

Wilson wins jack Adams Award and gets 5 year extension

Buffalo wins the Stanley Cup vs the Oilers.


personal: I avoid yet another speeding ticket using the excuse of hearing about "the Verteeg trade". Whereby the Officer laughs and only says "bag of pucks" while handing my license back to me. (true story)

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10-02-2011, 10:03 AM
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Kessel is a +5 on the season.


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10-02-2011, 10:08 AM
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The Toronto Maple Leafs will break their playoff drought.

And win the Stanley cup.

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